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[stupid_accent]

[The video feed clicks on and a familiar face comes on the screen. He stares at it for a moment, looking a bit shaken and quite wary, and then begins speaking. Unfortunately, it's not a British accent that sounds, but rather, a heavy Spanish one.]

Hello? Ah . . . I was told this is another world, but I cannot remain here. Please, there must be some

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[hexyoutotuesday]

[So Jinx is too busy with other things to actually look at her NV. She's just had it turned on and sitting there. Another person freaking out? Time to get her troll on.]

Listen carefully. You need to go to the store and grab a pair of pumps, but it's vital that they're red and sparkly. The next step is to put them on, click your heels together three times, and chant "There's no--

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[hexyoutotuesday]

Sirius, quit fucking around.

[stupid_accent]

My name is not Sirius, and I'm not--

Who are you?

[hexyoutotuesday]

You are so not cute. And FYI? Your fake accent blows.

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[quackery]

[Staaaaring at you.]

Sirius, this isn't funny.

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[stupid_accent]

[An annoyed glance-- though it softens quite a bit when he sees she's a child.]

I do not know why everyone continues to mistake me for this Sirius, but I'm not him. My name is King Caspian.

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[quackery]

Couldn't you have used a spell or something like that to make yourself look like somebody else if you wanted everyone to think it wasn't you?

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[stupid_accent]

Just as I said to the other woman, I am no magician. I'm a king.

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[proxysearch]

[...Woah. What. Re-l's staring at him.]

King...Caspian X? But you--

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[stupid_accent]

--look like this Sirius person. Yes. I've heard. But I am not him.

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[proxysearch]

I'm...beginning to see that.

[This might be problematic. Maybe she should call him before he sees this post...just to be safe.]

Welcome to Siren's Port, just the same.

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[stupid_accent]

Yes, thank you. Would you mind answering some of my questions?

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[pullsheavendown]

[one moment please, looking over everyone else's replies...]

Hey, don't worry about looking just like someone else. That actually happens a lot around here.

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[stupid_accent]

You would think people would be more used to it. But thank you.

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[pullsheavendown]

Well, it doesn't happen to everyone. And you do look like Sirius. But that doesn't make you the same as him.

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[stupid_accent]

Not nearly, from what I have heard. Do you have a name?

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[dancing_pierrot]

[Dryly:]

Very funny.

permavideo!

[stupid_accent]

I am not joking.

I SEE YOUR PERMAVIDEO AND RAISE YOU A PERMAVOICE

[dancing_pierrot]

You should lose the accent as well. It makes you sound foolish.

[stupid_accent]

It's fortunate I didn't ask you.