news feed; Monday, May 1st, 2011

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Monday; May 2, 2011

Weather Mostly cloudy with a few showers. High of 12°C and a low of 8°C (54°F/46°F)

Current Moon Phase: New Moon

Morning sirens will go off at 5:53 am, and evening sirens will go off at 8:26 pm.

Other News:

- Transportation Taxing Trouble The price of oil, a costly import, will be rising with a new tax hike on gasoline in

Comments

[zealouspeter]

Don't be jaded, Rin. A lobotomy would cost way too much.

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You can do it with icepicks, you know, if you angle them just right. It's a bit risky, but a newcomer would probably come back if they died, right?

Or if they didn't, it's not like it would be a big loss.

[zealouspeter]

Why would they have icepicks around here, though? They'd have to import them from the rest of Canada.

No, that's still way too pricey.

[payback]

What about if they sharpened sticks?

[zealouspeter]

They aren't inhumane, remember?

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I bet you their desire to get rid of us would overcome their desire to get rid of us humanely.

[zealouspeter]

You talk about them like they're animals! That's not it at all.

Really.

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So what are they?

[zealouspeter]

Aliens.

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[pausing to blink incredulously. and then laugh.]

... What?

[zealouspeter]

Don't tell me you can't tell!

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Have you met many aliens?

[zealouspeter]

Plenty! I'm even talking to one right now.

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Could you be referring to me?

[zealouspeter]

Selfish!

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Who could you be referring to?