Who: One Calling Bird (
painhumbles ) and Two Espada in a Pear Tree (
gamuzadeclares and
omnomspecimens )
When: Friday. Just after morning sirens.
Where: Somewhere around Nueva Los Noches.
Summary: Gabriel gets revenge on Szayel in a friendly-life affirming fashion. Nelliel helps. A little.
Warnings: Gabriel. Szayel. Action spam. And pink kittens.
[Gabriel honestly wished he could just find a really impressive way to kill his pink-haired torturer like a man and be done with it. He had a list of really creative ways to murder him too. One of which involved a mash-up Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Frank-n-Furter, because honestly being dissected by a madman and bad-touched by a transvestite was just desserts for this guy if he ever thought of it. Unfortunately, the asshole was powerful, he'd come back pissed, and he'd sort of halfway promised Jinx he wouldn't kill anyone after that... Exploding guy incident.
So he... Decided to use the exact same tactic that got him in trouble with Sharkface McJackass.
... This time from a distance.
Which is why there was an angel creeping around Nueva Los Noches, waiting for the bastard to come out of the friggin' house. Something about the energy from that thing gave him the creeps, which was both unusual and irritating.
Never mind that he had better things to do than play stakeout, which was also annoying, in itself. He had an overwhelming amount of patience, but sitting and waiting for a target to come out of their stupid hidey hole he didn't want to get to close to was not his idea of a good time.]