Memeage!

[siouxieq]

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, screw, and kill (aka throw off a cliff).

melandry gave me

Samwise Gamgee
Ianto Jones
Jean Luc Picard

After much careful consideration, and putting aside the fact that they have fictional other halfs

Comments

[frodosweetstuff]

Seeing how this is a meme and not RL, it's okay to choose Samwise! I was going to applaud you for how you replied to this meme, until I came to the last sentence.

How could you? :(

[siouxieq]

I only said "may" not "would"

But being able to talk tech with other half would be a plus. Maybe I could ask Sam to do a degree in Cosmology after the wedding though.

[frodosweetstuff]

You can imagine pushing him off a cliff?????

Hmm, if that works for you. Would he have to go to Minas Tirith for that or can he do it from home?

[siouxieq]

I'd let Frodo catch him if that's any consolation (and I'd make sure it's only a little cliff)