who ; Jack Noir an adorable three-legged kitty, pantsless pink normal blonde human Dave, and normal human crazy robot AI thing Jade Harley
what ; LOOK A KITTY PET THE FUCKING KITTY DO IT
where ; Somewhere vague in Kurzweil???
when ; Backdated to Wednesday
warning(s) ; Obligatory swearing warning, also i guess very angry cats who are also adorable
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And as a result it hadn't been hard to convince Dave out on another trip around the city. One of them, anyway. He had Jade at his side and the clearest head he'd had in years. He'd be smiling like a huge fucking dork if he wasn't so good at self-restraint.
It didn't take Dave long to notice the small furry animal camped out in one of the teleporters. Living creatures stuck out like sore oozing thumbs in the still and quiet city. He gave Jade a soft nudge with his elbow.
"Hey. Check it out, we got us some company."
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Looking away from a building she'd been staring at -- learning its architectural style, its construction and the easiest means to bring it down -- she noticed the animal. "Oh! Is that a cat? How did it get in there?" Curious! Jade moved ahead of Dave to pick it up.
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He had very few options here. He wasn't going to outrun anyone like this, and typing was hard and tedious with paws, especially when it was only one paw. And if this was his Dave and he found out the cat was Jack, he'd be fucked. Cats can't shoot bullets.
Jack pawed at the wearable more desperately, hissing and preparing toh fuck it's Jade. He clawed weakly at her metal arms and flailed some. NO PUT HIM DOWN, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
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Once Jade had Jack in her arms, Dave moved in to scratch under his chin, ignoring all signs of obvious feline distress. Because there was no way that could backfire horribly on him or anything.
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