Open to the Normandy crew

[suckitimashark]

who ; Gardenia, Virgil, open
what ; Virgil dragged his freshly arrived crew member to Normandy house
where ; VIVA LA NORMANDY
when ; Valentine's Day bitches
warning(s) ; sexual-ish content

Comments

[suckitimashark]

[Virgil tugged Gardenia up the stairs and barely allowed her to look around before he had her pressed against the fridge, his lips at her throat. One hand pulled the zipper of her suit down.]

dammit virgil you always do these things

[unwillingpirate]

[Which sucks, because unlike Virgil Gardenia has been gettin' some pretty regularly, and right now there are things around that are way more interesting than Virgil's dick. In fact, Virgil's dick is pretty much the last thing on her mind. She attempts to pull the zipper up again and hems and haws disapprovingly as he assaults her throat.] Okay, okay - okay slow down. Aren't you gonna show me around? Is this your house? How did you even get a house? I figured you'd be living in public restrooms or somethiiiiing stop doing that-

baby, baby I missed you. my dick too. you make us so happy

[suckitimashark]

Shh, shh, love. The house will still be here when we're done. [He hums, feeling her curves through her suit.]

i feel your dick is ruining our relationship

[unwillingpirate]

Well, yes, obviously - but don't you think we'd better continue this in your bedroom, you know, tonight? After I get settled in? [She freezes.] Wait, you're not gonna kick me out after this, are you? Is that your idea?

Later dat night

[suckitimashark]

When I give you a goddamn cover story, you have to roll with it. I was setting you up to be harmless and you had to get all offended and set me up to get my ass kicked. You're lucky she didn't gut me.

[Virgil growled at her unhappily as he examined the fresh bruise on his dark skin. It was only a few inches away from his gills and he knew that the next time they opened, it would ache like a bitch.]

Sometimes you oughta swallow your indignation and trust me.

[unwillingpirate]

You weren't setting me up to be harmless. You were insulting me and making me look like an idiot in front of your friends. I don't have to take that.

[Gardenia had taken to cleaning Virgil's room, as she'd be sharing it for who knew how long. She didn't look up as she disinfected the floor.]

[suckitimashark]

They aren't my friends and god damn it, I was trying to help you. Would you look at me while we talk?

[unwillingpirate]

In front of your benefactors, then! [Gardenia whirled around, brandishing her sponge like a sword.] You sure have a funny way of trying to help me, Virgil! This isn't the first time your helping me almost got me killed!