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Aug 25, 2011 12:04

Who: timeturntable and manipul8trix
What: Dave apologizes for infidelity. Carnage ensues.
Where: Vriska's new apartment in Zone 08.
When: Thursday, August 25, around 10 AM.
Warnings: Possible Almost guaranteed violence.

( if I died today, who would write my eulogy )

dave strider, vriska serket

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manipul8trix August 25 2011, 19:14:33 UTC

[Your name is Vriska Serket, and you are TOTALLY FUCKING READY FOR THIS.]

[Simply meaning that you are ready to see your kismesis, of course. For a presumably non-special and undramatic meeting, at least by your standards. Makeouts, maimings. All that usual stuff. It is going to be PRETTY SWEET.

Plus, you brushed your hair. It is neat and tidy and in THE CUTEST HOOFBEASTTAIL EVER STYLED. Let's see that fucker complain about it now.]

[You open the door, sneer, and utter your traditional greeting.]

Oh.

It's you.

[Hairflipping isn't as dramatic when your hair is up, but you do it anyway. Fucks given: NONE.]

timeturntable August 25 2011, 19:22:33 UTC

[ Alright, nothing to this. Just gotta look her in the eye and jesus she has a ponytail. ]
[ You're actually kind of floored at that. You just stare dumbly at her for a few seconds. ]

[ You feel... you're not sure how to put it. Some weird combination of triumphant and guilty already. That's not a good sign. ]

Yeah, yeah. Sup.

[ Just swaggering on in, shutting the door behind you, and looking up at her. ]

Think we need to talk.

manipul8trix August 25 2011, 19:33:31 UTC

Do we.

[Uh-oh. Even wigglers know that 'we need to talk' is never a good sign. Ever. EVER.

Welp. There are two likely scenarios here:

1) He's going to break up with you (YOU'LL KILL HIM).
2) Terezi tattled on you (YOU'LL KILL HER).

Either way, you're on the defensive. The murderous kind of defensive. Obviously.]

timeturntable August 25 2011, 19:37:47 UTC

[ You walk over to the couch in the most leisurely fashion possible - god, you should probably just get this over with, but you can't help it, it's like you have to piss her off as much as possible - and sit down on it. Looking up at Vriska, you continue. ]

Alright, so here's how this is going to go. [ Oh-so-casually: ] I'm going to say everything that I need to say here, and you're going to keep your mouth fucking zipped while I do that. After that, sweet, free game for discussion, say whatever you want, but I'm saying what I need to first. Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth right now? Do I need to repeat myself?

[ This is not going well. ]

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