Who: Gamzee "Highblood" Makara and Kanaya "The Sufferer" Maryam
What: GAMZEE WANTS TO CULL KARKAT. And Karkat was totes gonna go STRIFE with him like an idiot. So then Kanaya was like "lol no moirail you go to sleep now" and then she dressed like Karkat and went to meet Gamzee ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE. Like that scene in that one movie where the guy
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The fact that this joke-blood asshole doesn't say a word is particularly strange, though, and even gives the Highblood pause for a second. Then he decides that Karkat must just be terrified. As he should be.
"Well well, motherfucker. DIDN'T MOTHERFUCKING THINK YOU'D SHOW UP."
Ugh, just looking at him makes the Highblood want to rip things apart with his bare hands. He can't even think of a good joke right now. Might as well get this over with.
He charges forward with lightning speed, swinging a club down at the mutant's shoulder.
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The fabric holds and the hood stays up, but one of the caps used to make the horns look like nubs shudders and tips to the side before falling into the sand. There are no Myrmidons to keep fooled on this battlefield, only "Karkat" and the Highblood. "He" glows a little brighter, and Gamzee should definitely be able to make out light yellow sclera and jade green pupils.
Kanaya speaks up, "I told you I would find you," and grins a little before she pivots and aims a kick at his stomach.
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No, not the mutant. The jade blood. He can see her eyes now. The jade blood, all grown up and glowing with the powers of a rainbow drinker.
WHAT A TWIST!
The kick lands, knocking him back a few feet, but he's already wrenching the club out of her hands and swinging at the side of her head this time.
"The jade blood takes her moirail's place. ISN'T THAT SO MOTHERFUCKING SWEET. How can you all up and live with yourself?" He swings again. "HOW CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIVE WITH YOURSELF. Knowing what your moirail is?"
He grins cruelly.
"BUT IF YOU MOTHERFUCKING WANT TO DIE FOR HIM. I can accommodate you, motherfucker."
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So she brings food and a tarp just in case it suddenly rains in this Zone, sets it up by hammering nails into it and the rock face and setting the limp portions up on poles. Finally done, Kanaya turns to him (and yes she is a bruised from their fight) and puts her hands on her hips while she simply stares.
"Are you going to attempt to resist me on this?"
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"You're a very stupid bitch, aren't you? STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. You know what I'm all gonna do to you when I get free? DO YOU WANT TO MOTHERFUCKING KNOW? Cause I'll fucking tell you. I'M GOING TO BREAK EVERY GODDAMN BONE IN YOUR BODY. One by motherfucking one. THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR CLAWS. One by motherfucking one. THEN I'LL PULL OFF YOUR HORNS AND USE THEM AS TINED EATING INSTRUMENTS TO EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING VASCULAR PUMP."
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"Oh shit, what's this? WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK EVEN IS THIS? The bitch is going to feed me? NOT MOTHERFUCKING SURE WHETHER I SHOULD BE PLEASED. Pleased or fucking enraged. I GUESS IT MOTHERFUCKING PUTS YOU IN YOUR PLACE AT LEAST."
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