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[suckitimashark]

[Virgil taps the camera lens and grins.] Greetings. Long time no see- bet you thought they had me running scared. Don't worry, don't worry. I'm back- but not for long. Before I go, I have a few messages to pass out. [There's a flash as he steps through the teleporter

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[evaskullface]

[Emile will be here flipping you off as long as your network device is on, Virgil buddy.]

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[suckitimashark]

[Cock sucking motions right back atcha, buddy]

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[evaskullface]

[If only he could find that giant MAC canon one more time to blow up that ship of yours, buddy.]

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[suckitimashark]

[All good things come in time, little one~]

[blacktwo]

[...kill ]

[huragokwhistler]

[So much facepalming.

Why you be so... you, man?]

[suckitimashark]

Fuck the police~

[huragokwhistler]

Hope you don't need to come back, Virgil.

[Because he really wouldn't be mocking Emile. Or Two. Or Jorge.
... The Spartans at all, really.]

[suckitimashark]

I would die before I came back here.

[text]

[standaloneshell]

Points for style, but your delivery could use work.

[So, so amused. Gonna laugh when you die.]

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[suckitimashark]

Everyone critiques
but so few know the true art
of being a dick

[text]

[standaloneshell]

Youthful arrogance
leads to explosive pitfalls
Very soon, you will learn

[text]

[suckitimashark]

[Oh man someone speaks his language.]

I have lived my life
Without learning a single
lesson. Not dead yet.

[im_sorry_dave]

Well.

I am sure there is a less likely chance of you getting hurt while we are in the ship than if we stay in the station. [Which is really saying something.]

If only because you were insistent on angering so many people while you were here.

[suckitimashark]

Fuck 'em. C'mon HAL, let's rock.

[im_sorry_dave]

I suppose that it is time to go. I am eager to return to Earth with my findings.

[Because he is killing you if you're not making that pit stop. Or even if you do, because you started it with the threats. :|]

[suckitimashark]

Sure thing, buddy.

[He pulls HAL in and snaps the hatch closed. All systems green. Fuck yeeaaaaah]