hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[There are some heavy metallic sounds in the background as a little eight-inch green hologram pops up on the visual display.]Good morning and welcome to our new arrivals. I am UNSC AI Delta. Currently, this station is under attack by a large creature of unidentifiable origin. It is capable of altering its solidity and detecting the presence of

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[savor_last_shot]

I'm on my way.

[alaspooryork]

Excellent. I am looking forward to encountering you in person.

[savor_last_shot]

Ought to be fun. Or we'll both die horrible deaths. You know, one of the two.

[alaspooryork]

I shall hope for the first option.

[hadorken]

[MONSTERS. ALIEN SOLDIERS FIGHTING. MAYBE EVEN LASERS or even better, LASER SWORDS. Pyro is all over this. And wishes Demoman were here.]

[alaspooryork]

[He can guarantee the lasers from his giant robot! It'll be like a party. A very destructive party, which is the best kind.]

[twinkieroast]

[ IT'S LIKE ALL OF HIS BIRTHDAYS ARE HAPPENING AT ONCE. HE GETS TO GO TO SPACE, SCREAM AT ALIENS AND NOW TALK TO ROBOTS THAT WON'T SHOOT AT HIM! ]

[alaspooryork]

[Plus, people that don't try to eat Delta's hologram! Clearly this is a win-win situation for everyone.]

✖ { video ; }

[idkmybffzombie]

Hey, hey! Tell them if they can't fight they shouldn't come, either. Because-- Well, it could get ugly and stuff. We could come back as cyborgs.

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[alaspooryork]

I will add that to the eligibility considerations. Although I cannot say with absolute certainty, I do not believe there are many here unaccustomed to danger.

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[idkmybffzombie]

That's good, but... even still. If something happens--

Just, y'know. Let's tell everyone to be careful.

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[alaspooryork]

Acknowledged. If it is within my power to do so, I will prevent harm from coming to any Sacrosanct resident.

video;

[guntogold]

[ derp derp, still somewhere near the junkyard with Omega and Havemercy, dumping canisters of jet fuel into their jaws. ]

Delta, we're almost refueled. We'll be in the air in ten minutes.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

Acknowledged. What is your estimated airspeed velocity?

hologram;

[guntogold]

[ LISTS IT idfk how fast jet fueled dragons fly ]

Give us a little time, though. I want to see Havemercy's flight capabilities before we get serious.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

Agreed; it is prudent before entering battle to know the relative strengths and weaknesses of one's allies.

If you notice the monster en route, please alert me.