karkat, i am not going to stop my sloppy makeouts. unless you give me a reason that doesn't equate to more or less the following sentence. "FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY."
Oh my god fuck you 8oth. There is NO WAY that either of you chumps have magical 8ullshit psychic 8uttspeak sensors! Also stop talking a8out my (non-pasty and non-8ony and yet also entirely not huge) 8utt in pu8lic! XXXXO
at least it's not karkat talking about it. i mean, better us than him, right? it's not like my "magic bullshit psychic buttspeak sensors" (TM) always go off in the same circumstances dave's go off on!
[action-ish]ecto_biologistDecember 23 2011, 21:00:03 UTC
>John: Resist the urge to crack up, and also to continue talking about butts.
You fail - miserably so - to resist both urges.
Hahahahahah - I mean, well, don't stop on my account! But if you're going to focus on your butt so much, you might want to do something so that puberty doesn't destroy the ass you have by making you grow up!
...Do troll have puberty? I think we discussed this once but, just making sure.
[action-ish]ecto_biologistDecember 23 2011, 21:20:05 UTC
I guess what I'm saying is that troll puberty should be kicking in soon, right? Or soon-ish? And you should do whatever you can to make sure when it does kick you have a nice grown up butt.
You know. To spite Terezi, since from what I hear from Dave, her rump is pretty choice at the moment.
unless you give me a reason that doesn't equate to more or less the following sentence.
"FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY."
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> Hate your life.
Done.
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sorry it took me a while to figure out where it was coming from
my spidey ass senses dont have radar
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sometimes you just get that kind of feeling out of nowhere.
and it can be hard to pinpoint!
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you know the feeling
just sitting around minding our own businesses when suddenly
fuck
someone just talked about spidertrolls pasty bony ass
so wait does that come out like a sneeze or something
or does your nose itch or what
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like hair rising up, or something.
i don't get it often but i know exactly what it is when i do.
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There is NO WAY that either of you chumps have magical 8ullshit psychic 8uttspeak sensors!
Also stop talking a8out my (non-pasty and non-8ony and yet also entirely not huge) 8utt in pu8lic! XXXXO
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her ass is huge
an thats the wway the wworld wworks
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i mean, better us than him, right?
it's not like my "magic bullshit psychic buttspeak sensors" (TM) always go off in the same circumstances dave's go off on!
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[TOTALLY DOING THAT RIGHT NOW JUST FYI]
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She's probably talking about her own butt. Right now. You wouldn't put it past her. Either you look like an idiot or freak Vriska out.
Let's try the latter.
Stop whispering about your own butt, Vriska!
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You don't bow to ANYBODY. Even if that WAS rearlly imprassive.
...Uh. Really impressive.
That.
No way! I do what I want. BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT VRISKA SERKET'S BUTT.
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You fail - miserably so - to resist both urges.
Hahahahahah - I mean, well, don't stop on my account! But if you're going to focus on your butt so much, you might want to do something so that puberty doesn't destroy the ass you have by making you grow up!
...Do troll have puberty? I think we discussed this once but, just making sure.
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> Vriska: GLARE.
Are you saying that my butt isn't a grown-up butt, John? Because it totally is.
> Check what time it is.
You already KNOW what time it is. It is SEXY POSES TIME.
(It is ALWAYS sexy poses time.)
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You know. To spite Terezi, since from what I hear from Dave, her rump is pretty choice at the moment.
>John: Appreciate sexy poses.
Yeah, sure. That can definitely be a thing.
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