WOW, NOPE. NOT HAPPENING. BULGEBLOCKED. BOTH OF YOU, CALM YOUR METAPHORICAL TITS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE WEARABLE. SERIOUSLY. JACK, STOP BLACK FLIRTING, I KNOW YOU'RE HUMAN, BUT THIS IS FUCKING GROSS. AND GAMZEE. UH. DON'T DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE CONTINUING TO DO. NO PREGNANCIES. EVEN IF YOU WANT THEM. NO PREGNANCIES FOR EVERYONE. NOT JUST YOU. NOT JUST ME. EVERY FUCKING ASSHOLE IN NOOKSUCKER CENTRAL.
LEARN TO READ, DOUCHEFUCK. NOPE. N O P E. NOT HAPPENING. FUCK YOUR SHIT. MY ENTIRE MESSAGE, COPY AND PASTED RIGHT HERE. AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOUR LITERACY SKYROCKETS AND SPLITS THROUGH THE HEAVENS, CREATING A HOLE IN REALITY THAT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT.
jesus christ kid calm down i said if he wants to be an ass if hes not pulling some stupid fucking plan like making freakish invimanitroll armies then i dont care
WHAT?! NO, NO NO NO FUCKING NO. YOU ARE NOT COMPARING MY ROBOPREPERATION TO YOUR NEW FOUND PLOT TO KEEP GAMZEE FROM GETTING PREGNANT WITH HUMAN PINKHORNDEMONS. THEY ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS.
this is me making sure no one around here spreads any horrible humanity destroying diseases alright its not just about gamzee and his fucking stupid shit what do you think would happen if everyone in the station got infected everyone here would be the last of their race because pink mutants would take over what if a bunch of people got infected and then got sent home it would spread across fucking dimensions you idiot shitface im trying to keep this under control at the very fucking least here so shut up and let me do my damn job
THAT GPS WAS GIVING ME SASS. LOTS OF FUCKING SASS AND BACKTALK. I COULDN'T LET IT WALK OUT OF THERE ALIVE. OR FUNCTIONING. WHATEVER ROBOTS DO THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY ALIVE, BECAUSE ROBOTS ARE SHIT ARE UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES OF FAILURE AND WIDGETRY.
EVERYONE IN THE STATION ISN'T GOING TO GET FUCKING INFECTED. HE'S NOT A ONE-MAN PREGNANCY MACHINE. HE'S NOT A MACHINE AT ALL. IF ANYONE'S PREGNANT, IT'S JADE. AND VRISKA NOW. AND MAYBE ORANGE DAVE. THAT'S ABOUT IT. NO ONE ELSE.
BESIDES, WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING WARN ABOUT THIS BEFORE? YOU'RE DOING A GODDAMN SHITTY JOB IF YOU THINK TELLING PEOPLE *AFTER* THEY'RE INFECTED IS EFFECTIVE. BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT SHITMONGLER. IT'S NOT.
it was a fucking gps those things dont even have ai they just read off instructions they cannot make decisions or think or feel or give you fucking backsasstalk they cant even fucking walk you are fucking insane
oh yeah and thats a million fucking times better jesus christ jade better not actually be pregnant if she is ill just goddamnit ill cut off the balls of every fucking strider on this station that is a fucking promise
it didnt come up asshole why didnt you warn everyone about robots before they started kidnapping people huh what about that
ASLKJDKSDHFIUSOHGKJSDF only because you say so. ONLY BECAUSE IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN *YOU*. ain't none of you GRUBMUCHING MOTHERFUCKERS letting me do anything fun. HONK. hoooonk.
FOUND IT HARD TO REALLY GIVE A MOTHERFUCK
with all that text.
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come on kid
i dare you
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NOT HAPPENING.
BULGEBLOCKED.
BOTH OF YOU, CALM YOUR METAPHORICAL TITS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE WEARABLE.
SERIOUSLY.
JACK, STOP BLACK FLIRTING, I KNOW YOU'RE HUMAN, BUT THIS IS FUCKING GROSS.
AND GAMZEE.
UH.
DON'T DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE CONTINUING TO DO.
NO PREGNANCIES.
EVEN IF YOU WANT THEM.
NO PREGNANCIES FOR EVERYONE.
NOT JUST YOU.
NOT JUST ME.
EVERY FUCKING ASSHOLE IN NOOKSUCKER CENTRAL.
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he started it
if he wants to be an ass ill shoot his fucking head off end of discussion
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NOPE.
N
O
P
E.
NOT HAPPENING.
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
MY ENTIRE MESSAGE, COPY AND PASTED RIGHT HERE.
AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOUR LITERACY SKYROCKETS AND SPLITS THROUGH THE HEAVENS, CREATING A HOLE IN REALITY THAT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT.
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calm down
i said if he wants to be an ass
if hes not pulling some stupid fucking plan like making freakish invimanitroll armies then i dont care
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
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ill tell you what
id be ready
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how the fuck is this any worse
invimanus attacks are a serious fucking issue here
it could happen
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NO, NO NO NO FUCKING NO.
YOU ARE NOT COMPARING MY ROBOPREPERATION TO YOUR NEW FOUND PLOT TO KEEP GAMZEE FROM GETTING PREGNANT WITH HUMAN PINKHORNDEMONS.
THEY ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS.
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this is me making sure no one around here spreads any horrible humanity destroying diseases alright
its not just about gamzee and his fucking stupid shit
what do you think would happen if everyone in the station got infected
everyone here would be the last of their race because pink mutants would take over
what if a bunch of people got infected and then got sent home
it would spread across fucking dimensions you idiot shitface
im trying to keep this under control at the very fucking least here so shut up and let me do my damn job
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LOTS OF FUCKING SASS AND BACKTALK.
I COULDN'T LET IT WALK OUT OF THERE ALIVE.
OR FUNCTIONING.
WHATEVER ROBOTS DO THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY ALIVE, BECAUSE ROBOTS ARE SHIT ARE UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES OF FAILURE AND WIDGETRY.
EVERYONE IN THE STATION ISN'T GOING TO GET FUCKING INFECTED.
HE'S NOT A ONE-MAN PREGNANCY MACHINE.
HE'S NOT A MACHINE AT ALL.
IF ANYONE'S PREGNANT, IT'S JADE.
AND VRISKA NOW.
AND MAYBE ORANGE DAVE.
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
NO ONE ELSE.
BESIDES, WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING WARN ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
YOU'RE DOING A GODDAMN SHITTY JOB IF YOU THINK TELLING PEOPLE *AFTER* THEY'RE INFECTED IS EFFECTIVE.
BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT SHITMONGLER.
IT'S NOT.
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those things dont even have ai
they just read off instructions
they cannot make decisions or think or feel or give you fucking backsasstalk
they cant even fucking walk
you are fucking insane
oh yeah and thats a million fucking times better
jesus christ jade better not actually be pregnant
if she is ill just
goddamnit
ill cut off the balls of every fucking strider on this station
that is a fucking promise
it didnt come up asshole
why didnt you warn everyone about robots before they started kidnapping people huh
what about that
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only because you say so.
ONLY BECAUSE IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN *YOU*.
ain't none of you
GRUBMUCHING MOTHERFUCKERS
letting me do anything fun.
HONK.
hoooonk.
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