> Vriska: Fondly regard cele8r8tion.

[manipul8trix]

[Sup feed. Have an uncharacteristically dopey, dreamy-looking Vriska.]

So I just wanted to let eeeeeeeeverybody know that me and my matesprit John have moved hives. To a bigger place. I mean, we're still living together! Because obviously we're not going to like. Live apart now that we are officially official matesprits.

Officially. On an

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[ecto_biologist]

[John is rolling his eyes. Don't get him wrong. He's totally grinning from ear to ear, but.

Vriska you are the silliest.]

Oh, come on, Vriska. It won't be all bad. I'm sure Karkat will behave, and what's the worst thing that can happen with two Terezis?

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[manipul8trix]

They said it was going to be lame and dumb and for wigglers, John. The words "lamey-lame" were used, and not by me.

[CLEARLY THIS IS SRS BZNSS.]

And if you even have to ask about what could happen with two Terezis, then you don't want to know! They would lick everything. Our hive would be awash with saliva.

[emberandash]

I think they're just called sleepover parties or slumber parties, not a mix of both.

Which one is matesprit, again?

[manipul8trix]

Oh. But what if mine is going to be so unbelievably fuckmazing that it needs both names? Bluh, whatever.

Matesprit is the one humans get? The flushed one. Where we make out, but not because we hate each other because oh my god it's John who can hate John.

[emberandash]

Then you could use both, I suppose.

Oh, right. I've always thought that troll moirails sound like what humans do too, but that one isn't romance for us the way our version of your "matesprits" is.

[manipul8trix]

Yeah, I. People keep saying that. That it's not romance or whatever.

[MILDLY TROUBLED BY THIS.]

But that doesn't mean it's faking, right. If you're moirails with a human? Because that's bullshit and people who say that are filthy fucking liars.

[featheryasshole]

Fucking finally. Congrats, Vriska.

Also, I only have one tip. No booze. I've had enough with drunk parties.

[manipul8trix]

I know, ri-- No booze? Waity-wait-wait. Waaaaaaaait. I thought that bit was like. Totally obligatory. And non-negotiable. And stuff.

[featheryasshole]

No. It is not obligatory. Or a good idea.

Remember the space prom, Vriska.

[manipul8trix]

I.

I don't want to.

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[gawdamn]

[grandad mode ACTIVATE]

My advice? Voice-command turrets.

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[manipul8trix]

Oh my god. Where do I get those?

[Because they might make the slumbering bit difficult, but they should make the partying but really go off with a...
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...bang. BBBB)]

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[gawdamn]

[ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH ]

Paint ball turrets with a stun feature shouldn't be too hard to come by. You'll have to come up with the voice command, though.

[ He's old, hen mothery and doesn't like the idea of BOYS and SLUMBEROVERS. ]

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[manipul8trix]

[THE POUTIEST OF POUTS]

But paintballs don't explode, duh. Or lethally deter unwanted intruders with nubby horns and drubbing canes. Lame!

[Clearly Karkats and Terezis are a WAY more pressing issue. Especially when she's been living alone with her boyfran for like a year jegus]

[fuckinfeelins]

That... took you long enough.

[........]

But uh... congrats, I guess.

[manipul8trix]

Hey! Some of us don't hurl ourselves at the first person who'll tolerate being in the same room as us. Duh.

[NOT ACTUALLY ALL THAT VENOMOUS oh god her thinkpan is mush]

Meaning thanks or. Whatever. So I guess you can come to the hivewarming! Grubfucker status totally revoked. For now. Temporarily.

[fuckinfeelins]

I didn't toss myself at him...

[POUT. :|]

I miiiight end up goin'.... just in case I'm free that day.

[manipul8trix]

Yeah no I bet you totally did. And I shall note you down as 'definitely showing up'! Because we both know there is nothing in your life more important than attending my hivewarming.

Nothing.