[Sup feed. Have an uncharacteristically dopey, dreamy-looking Vriska.]
So I just wanted to let eeeeeeeeverybody know that me and my matesprit John have moved hives. To a bigger place. I mean, we're still living together! Because obviously we're not going to like. Live apart now that we are officially official matesprits.
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Vriska you are the silliest.]
Oh, come on, Vriska. It won't be all bad. I'm sure Karkat will behave, and what's the worst thing that can happen with two Terezis?
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[CLEARLY THIS IS SRS BZNSS.]
And if you even have to ask about what could happen with two Terezis, then you don't want to know! They would lick everything. Our hive would be awash with saliva.
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Which one is matesprit, again?
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Matesprit is the one humans get? The flushed one. Where we make out, but not because we hate each other because oh my god it's John who can hate John.
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Oh, right. I've always thought that troll moirails sound like what humans do too, but that one isn't romance for us the way our version of your "matesprits" is.
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[MILDLY TROUBLED BY THIS.]
But that doesn't mean it's faking, right. If you're moirails with a human? Because that's bullshit and people who say that are filthy fucking liars.
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Also, I only have one tip. No booze. I've had enough with drunk parties.
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Remember the space prom, Vriska.
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I don't want to.
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My advice? Voice-command turrets.
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[Because they might make the slumbering bit difficult, but they should make the partying but really go off with a...
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...bang. BBBB)]
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Paint ball turrets with a stun feature shouldn't be too hard to come by. You'll have to come up with the voice command, though.
[ He's old, hen mothery and doesn't like the idea of BOYS and SLUMBEROVERS. ]
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But paintballs don't explode, duh. Or lethally deter unwanted intruders with nubby horns and drubbing canes. Lame!
[Clearly Karkats and Terezis are a WAY more pressing issue. Especially when she's been living alone with her boyfran for like a year jegus]
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[........]
But uh... congrats, I guess.
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[NOT ACTUALLY ALL THAT VENOMOUS oh god her thinkpan is mush]
Meaning thanks or. Whatever. So I guess you can come to the hivewarming! Grubfucker status totally revoked. For now. Temporarily.
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[POUT. :|]
I miiiight end up goin'.... just in case I'm free that day.
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Nothing.
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