VIDEO | oops I accentally a terrible rolemodel

[noblefive]

[ Hullo Sacrosanct, it's Jorge. He's in his MJOLNIR, standing out front of what looks to be one of the bars in Hawking

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[mrdickery]

No return address?

[noblefive]

Not that I've seen. Suppose I could always frisk him for one.

[mrdickery]

This place doesn't have a lost and found?

[noblefive]

Don't think so. At least not any for drunk midgets.

[illiterage]

[ I immediately regret this decision. ]

[noblefive]

[ If you throw up on his MJOLNIR we're taking a field trip to the chemical showers. ]

[rustigedraak]

[ Well. Scratch that bar off his list for potential locations to take over. ]

God damn. That rummy there set the place on fire?

[noblefive]

[ Jorge pauses for a second, looking down at Fenris and back at the bar, before glancing back to the camera and tilting his helmet slightly. ]

I'd say it was a team effort.

[rustigedraak]

Yeah?

[ Note to self: Don't let these assholes into your bar once it's running. ]

[savor_last_shot]

Looks like someone had a fun night.

[noblefive]

[ so amused; ]

Don't think the clean up crew would agree.

[savor_last_shot]

Yeah, but those guys are always cranky.

[huragokwhistler]

[... what?]

Should I even ask?

[Because this might be the most awesome story ever.]

[noblefive]

Would you believe it was all a series of unfortunate events? And a very picky bartending robot?

[huragokwhistler]

Think I'd have to hear more about this before I could pass judgement.

[This kind of epicosity is not something to leave to picky robots and unfortunate happenstances.]