Haha, wow. Wow! There we have it, ladies and gentlegru8s. She finally went compleeeeeeeetely 8ugfuck crazy. I warned you, 8ros! I TOLD you. I remem8er with utmost clarity telling you all that Terezi was a crazy 8itch. 8ut you didn't listen! And now it's too l8. L8tey-l8-l8. She has succum8ed to madness. Madness and flap8eastshittery and possi8ly violent canni8alism!
There there, Pyrope. I am sure a team of dedic8ted threshapists will 8e heading your way to fix your innumera8le mental defects 8efore you know it! (I am pretty sure it will require a lo8otomy of some kind. 8ut you're ok with that, right????????)
[Oh. That delicious justice teal text is certainly not hers. This can only mean one thing: more space-time shenanigans courtesy of the rift. It was only a matter of time until another her showed up, and, quite frankly, she's a little surprised it took this long for one to arrive. Trolls just seemed to pour out of that thing like nobody's business.
She switches on the video, reveals herself in all her glowing bullshit teal tron line cyborg glory, and raises her hand. It's a roll call, bitches, and 1M NOT D34D Y3T >8] ]
[Excuse the fuck out of Kanaya here, because she is just going to be knocking on Terezi's door now. Partially to make sure she is okay, but mostly because--]
Terezi, are you engaging in jocular activities at the expense of other on the network?
[KANAYA I AM IN MY ROOM NOW AND I AM LOOKING SO HANDSOME AND ALSO MY DOOR OPENED?]
Oh, please. Kanaya, when am I not engaging in jocular activities at the expense of others on the network? In fact, I think this [she taps her wearable, which is currently displaying Tworezi's post] is most definitely evidence of my unwavering duty to the trolling of the station, even if it not written by me specifically!
WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING BULGEFUCK ARE YOU EVEN RAMBLING ABOUT NOW, PYROPE. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO NO, MY TYPICAL UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR NUMERICAL BULLSHIT RAMBLES HOVERS AROUND A SOLID NO. RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE LEFT THE SCALE ALONE AND UNATTENDED ON A SHITTY METEOR CRASHING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE ONLY TO LAND ON A SHITTIER PLANET POPULATED WITH SQUISHY, PINK PANLESS CREATURES OF INSTINCT AND FAILURE. ALSO KNOWN AS HUMANS.
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Wow!
There we have it, ladies and gentlegru8s. She finally went compleeeeeeeetely 8ugfuck crazy.
I warned you, 8ros! I TOLD you. I remem8er with utmost clarity telling you all that Terezi was a crazy 8itch.
8ut you didn't listen!
And now it's too l8. L8tey-l8-l8. She has succum8ed to madness. Madness and flap8eastshittery and possi8ly violent canni8alism!
There there, Pyrope.
I am sure a team of dedic8ted threshapists will 8e heading your way to fix your innumera8le mental defects 8efore you know it!
(I am pretty sure it will require a lo8otomy of some kind. 8ut you're ok with that, right????????)
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WhAt YoU eVeN aLl TaLkInG aBoUt?
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WH3N D1D YOU G3T H3R3?
WH4TS GO1NG ON?
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uHhH hAhA i DoN't KnOw WhAt YoU'rE aLl GeTtInG a MeAnInG oN aBoUt
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NOTH1NG
N3V3RM1ND
4R3 YOU......
T3XT1NG TO M3 TW1C3?
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She switches on the video, reveals herself in all her glowing bullshit teal tron line cyborg glory, and raises her hand. It's a roll call, bitches, and 1M NOT D34D Y3T >8] ]
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Terezi, are you engaging in jocular activities at the expense of other on the network?
[:T :T :T]
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AND I AM LOOKING SO HANDSOME
AND ALSO MY DOOR OPENED?]
Oh, please. Kanaya, when am I not engaging in jocular activities at the expense of others on the network? In fact, I think this [she taps her wearable, which is currently displaying Tworezi's post] is most definitely evidence of my unwavering duty to the trolling of the station, even if it not written by me specifically!
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LET'S HANG OUT]
Point made, taken into consideration, deemed factual and submitted to the metaphorical folder of Things Kanaya Maryam Now Takes To Be True.
What do you make of this turn of events? In addition to that statement, may I come in?
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ON A SCALE OF ONE TO NO, MY TYPICAL UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR NUMERICAL BULLSHIT RAMBLES HOVERS AROUND A SOLID NO.
RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE LEFT THE SCALE ALONE AND UNATTENDED ON A SHITTY METEOR CRASHING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE ONLY TO LAND ON A SHITTIER PLANET POPULATED WITH SQUISHY, PINK PANLESS CREATURES OF INSTINCT AND FAILURE.
ALSO KNOWN AS HUMANS.
BUT SERIOUSLY,
WHAT?
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WOW 1 GU3SS WH4T3V3R 1S GO1NG ON H3R3
TH3R3 1S 4T L34ST ON3 SUR3 4ND CONS1ST4NT PO1NT TH4T R3M41NS ST4BL3 THROUGHOUT 4LL OF T1M3 4ND SP4C3
YOUR SH1TTY 4N4LOG13S >:?
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CONGRATULATE ME, WOMAN.
CONGRATULATE ME.
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UNL3SS SOM3ON3 1S CONV3N13NTLY TR4NSL4T1NG FOR YOU FROM TH3 R34LM OF TH3 D34D
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what?
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TH4T YOU 4R3 TH3 HUM4N PORT1ON OF TH1S F3V3RDR34M COM1NG TO 4SS4ULT M3 >:?
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im not human at all!! im a troll!
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TH3R3 1S 4 D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N B31NG 4 TROLL
4ND JUST S1MPLY TROLL1NG!
4ND 4N 3V3N B1GG3R D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N TH4T
4ND TROLL1NG POORLY
GU3SS WH1CH ON3 YOU 4R3 DO1NG
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