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[deadlyenforcer]

[The creature appearing on the feed is truly a pitiful looking one. It appears to be a great dragon with machines covering its body. It attempts to spread its wings and take flight, but barely gets off the ground before hitting the ground again. One of its arms hangs limply at its side, while another cradles its chest. Sparks and small wisps of

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[myeffectsplease]

[...oooh this looks nasty.]

Space Pirate, eh?

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[deadlyenforcer]

Precisely. Feeling a little starstruck?

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[myeffectsplease]

Not at all, my good...ah...

...beastie.

Rough night in port, eh?

[He's been there.]

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[deadlyenforcer]

Ha.

You understand.

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[supernova1006]

Oh...oh my stars...

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[supernova1006]

Um! Oh gosh, I'm sorry, if, if you make your way into the station proper there, there are medical facilities all over and, and there are lots of apartments and places to stay...I'm afraid you, you can't get back to your ship right now. We're all trapped here thanks to a spacetime rift.

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[deadlyenforcer]

Hn. I guess that'll have to do. For the moment.

What about repair bays. [His legs let out a whine and start sparking again. He winces.]

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[supernova1006]

[Machine and dragon. MACHINE AND DRAGON. SO WRONG. OH STARS. OH STARS SO WRONG.]

I-I-I-I-I don't know, I know there's some--s-some here but--

I'm really sorry but I need to ask what exactly are you?

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[not_aquaman]

Lord of the space pirates?

[SSSSNNNNNRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK]

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[deadlyenforcer]

[What the FUCK.]

Something in your throat?

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[not_aquaman]

No, no, just--

Are you being serious with that whole...'lord of the spare pirates' thing?

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[deadlyenforcer]

As a heart attack.

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[catchthebrit]

[Wheatley ignores that there is a god damn dragon talking on the god damn screen in favor of a better response]

Lord of The Sp-- What are you even goin' on about??

Now, that's absolutely ridiculous.

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[deadlyenforcer]

[Ridley bristles, but manages to keep his 'pissed off' in check.]

I disagree.

Now, a talking orb. That's ridiculous.

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[catchthebrit]

Not as ridiculous as a.. talking... dragon-ish... type looking... ... thing.

[ What a great insult Wheatley A++++!! ]

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[deadlyenforcer]

I don't look like a dragon. I am one.

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[manipul8trix]

Funny. I'm totally a space pirate and I never heard of you! So for your information, you ain't lord of jack shit around here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm the boss pirate captain on this station!

[Dear Marquise Mindfang: Pls don't see this. Love, Vriskles.]

I'd let you join my crew of vicious gamblignants, but you look busted and useless and lame. So you're out of a job! Welcome to Sacrosanct, Dragon-Who-Isn't-A-Pirate!

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[deadlyenforcer]

[...he grins.]

How strange. You, a Space Pirate?

I've never seen a captain quite so young. You must be quite the prodigy.

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[manipul8trix]

Duh. I am simply the most prodigiously talented prodigy there ever was or is or will be!

[Okay. Jade's weird friend Kimiko said to flatter him? Fine!]

...Aaaaaaaand I guess if you can recognise my awesomeness I should show you some level of respect or whatever. [Beat.]

Most call me Her Imperious Condescension, the head of the Alternian Fleet. But you can address me as Captain Vriska Serket!

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[deadlyenforcer]

Quite the title. I'd almost venture that you said more like royalty than a pirate to me.