01 | Mindfang | Accidental Video (forward dated to after the end of the black rock event)

[gam8lignants]

 [This hadn’t exactly been the most regular day for Mindfang. She had pretty much no idea where she currently was (because listening to the tour is for squares who aren’t pirates who make their own rules), not to mention as far as she was aware she was supposed to be dead, and had decided to bash on her wrist communicator until she had figured out

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[manipul8trix]

video;

[manipul8trix]

video;

[manipul8trix]

video;

[manipul8trix]

Video;

[originaljoe]

[Just, staring for a moment in shock.]

...

THE HELL IS THIS DOIN' ON THE NETWORK?!

[gam8lignants]

[Small dignified shrug.]

I did not know how to use this device until you showed me. If I placed it up here, it was not intentional.

[originaljoe]

[Just, head in hands at this.]

Ugh. I hate accidental videos.

[gam8lignants]

I suppose it will better inform the station of your utter failure at my hand.

[emberandash]

... Are the teleporters malfunctioning again?

[BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE TURNED INTO AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD AGAIN OKAY]

[gam8lignants]

I'm not quite sure what you're speaking of... [She's eyeing you up and down with distaste.] Why are there so many aliens aboard this vessel?

[emberandash]

... Hm. So you're new. I mistook you for someone else.

But you are a troll, aren't you?

[gam8lignants]

Astute observation. It is odd that you would know as such. Usually the planets my race takes over are not left to tell the tale.

1/???

[ecto_biologist]

[Wait, what.]

2/???

[ecto_biologist]

[Is that-? Wait.]

3/???

[ecto_biologist]

[No, it isn't. But it looks like it and-]

4/5

[ecto_biologist]

You suddenly understand jack shit.

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[timeturntable]

> Dave: React in the most rational manner possible.

Well, you've never had much survival instinct in you.

sup spinneret

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[gam8lignants]

What kind of way is that to address a high blood, pupa?

You're off to a swimming start, Dave.

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[timeturntable]

> Dave's survival instinct: Kick in as painfully as possible.

Let's give it a try.

my bad
marquise
im down with paying respect where respect is due get what im saying
and since its looking like youre just that much better at this shit than your descendant

would you prefer the more formal 'what is up'

You cannot do it. You cannot beat the asshole troll urges.

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[gam8lignants]

8etter. Still getting there.