[VIDEO] > Vriska: Illustr8.

[manipul8trix]

[Vriska looks relatively upbeat for someone who's been constantly dying since Wednesday. Which isn't to say she's fine - she looks completely exhausted - but still better than you might expect.

Her voice isn't faring so well, though. Croaky half-whispering is GO.]

Okay, I am really fucking bored. I mean, sure! Dying over and over and over was

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[puppetfetishist]

[He REALLY needs some cheering up, even if it is in the form of being drawn as a total retard]

Come at me, brosis.

[manipul8trix]

Ordinarily I'd point out that you didn't say "please", but I guess I can let it slide just this once!

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I suggest you wait until Shitty Diseasefest Rumpus is over before you print it out and frame it upon the wall of your hive. Which you are totally going to do.

[puppetfetishist]

Yeah, especially 'cause we have to burn Casa de Strider down.

But yeah, this is like. Getting a solid gold frame and being welded to the fridge.

[manipul8trix]

What, seriously? You're burning it.

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Your place was shitty and [cough cough] stupid anyway. So you can just move into a new one! No big loss. You could even hold an Earth human barbecue over the smoking remains!

[emberandash]

I really could cure you without killing you.

Probably.

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The "probably" means that I could probably cure you, not that I probably wouldn't kill you. I definitely wouldn't kill you.

[manipul8trix]

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I'm. Totally going to pass. I mean I'm not even dying every eight minutes any more! It's [cough] like. Longer. I am kicking this plague bullshit's ass.

[emberandash]

[... fffff okay that picture is ridiculous and she likes it; brb saving]

Suit yourself. Good luck.

[manipul8trix]

Luck? Pffffffff! Like I don't already have all the luck and.

And.

Okay maybe I don't have all the luck right now but it's totally just a bad break and I'm going to get it all back and it'll be awesome.

[gabaikatasoopa]

Vriska draw Stitch?

[:3]

[manipul8trix]

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Done like a fucking... done... thing. That's right, I can even draw weird monst-- experiments now. I'm the most accomplished artist! It's me. [preen, preen~]

[gabaikatasoopa]

[Hmmhmmm...

Hmmm... She draws like Lilo kind of. :I He can live with this. ]

Ih! Vriska good artist! Good like Lilo is!

[manipul8trix]

Well, duh! Like I said. I'm the bes-- who the fuck is Lee-low.

[originaljoe]

[This can only end in a no, but someone's feeling burnt out after being so pissed off yesterday.]

If you're handin' out drawin's, then sure why not?

[manipul8trix]

Why not indeed!

Hey, remember that time with the bunny? The Con Air bunny? That belonged to John? And you gave it to Eridan? Man, that was [cough] funny as fuck. Good times.

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[originaljoe]

Ya never proved it belonged ta him. Anyway, in my position ya would have done the same.

Or similar least.

[manipul8trix]

You could have asked literally anybody from my universe or his for confirmation, Bulgereek McDouchehelmet. But please! Keep antagonising the dying girl. We both know that's what you do best!

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[jadeblooded]

[OOP IS THAT A SMILE? She could use something to distract her from the monotony of coughing up pebbles at this point.]

Hehe, okay! [Cough.]

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[manipul8trix]

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Popsicles. Or ice cream.

[...]

Uh. For the cough. Makes it less irritating-as-fuck! Trust me.

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[jadeblooded]

Hehehe! I like it! [She laughs at the picture, which cedes into a small fit of coughing.]

Okay...

Uh. Where should I go, though? If I go to a store, I'll just infect everything on the way there...

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[manipul8trix]

Duh! You lie back and ask one of the immune assholes to get some for you. Karkles, maybe! Make sure you cough a lot when you ask.