video; unfiltered for once.

[nobleleader]

[ ... 8( he doesn't know how to take care of a pet, why do these things happen to him. The Spartan shows up on the screen with a faint frown on his face, and the junkyard become clear behind him, but instead of doing anything exciting he...sits.

And the camera pans to a small white object, which he doesn't pick up just yet. Faintly, there's a soft

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[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

Oh. It's very cute... are you going to name it?

[Here he is, one of the greatest Cybertronian minds in the universe... asking all the important questions.]

[Video]

[nobleleader]

...Name it?

[ but why would he-- wat. ]

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[notyourchauffer]

Well you know... aren't you keeping it? It ought to have a name.

[Priorities, dude.]

[Video]

[nobleleader]

I don't see what name a good does something like this. I doubt it's even aware.

...Besides, it would just lead to people getting attached.

[hisoldgirl]

If it is defective, I could perhaps repair it for you.

[d'aaaaaaaaaw adorable turret d'aaaaaaaw]

[nobleleader]

I've got someone to check it over first, but if she's unsuccessful, I don't mind you taking a look at it. Though I would say leaving any weapons functions offline would be the best idea.

[hisoldgirl]

Who is looking it over? [she's trying to keep lists of the technologically savvy on the station]

[nobleleader]

Noble Two.

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[blackcatjiji]

Whaaaaaaaat? Caaaar- teeeeeeer you're not bringing that back, are you?

[Would you like some whine with your cheese?]

I thought we agreed after prism, no more horrible robots.

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[nobleleader]

[ already on his way home. ]

Prism is a special case. The most this would do is fall over on you if you bumped it.

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[blackcatjiji]

Mark my words, this is going to end up with someone bleeding. I just know it.

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[nobleleader]

It isn't loaded.

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[labrattmann]

It should be shooting. Was it like what when you found it?

[normally he'd be freaking the fuck out at the sight of a turret, but this one is...well, different. and there's enough of a scientist left in him to wonder why.]

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[nobleleader]

Affirmative. It was making noises, which is why I stopped.

[labrattmann]

Turrets don't usually do that. I wonder who repurposed it? You should watch out, it still might shoot.

[nobleleader]

It's free of any ammunition, I checked. Can these things be re-purposed that easily?

[text]

[halfquake]

it is not defective

[audio]

[nobleleader]

What would you call it, then?

[text]

[halfquake]

different

audio

[nobleleader]

Not altogether bad, at least.