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[bastione]

[ HEY GUYS it's your friendly neighborhood android, here to not really answer all the burning questions for the influx of new arrivals. For those of you who have never seen him before, he looks like a mostly ordinary young man, except for the LED blue eyes and the exposed gold wiring all over his torso and neck. ]Ah, it seems another of these

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[video]

[selfgovernance]

So, ah. As pursuant to your offer of information, Tiberius--

[ROFL GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD THING HE KEEPS HOPING YOU'LL TURN OUT TO BE SECRETLY RAVEN PULLING A PRANK sob]

-- Is there any way of knowing who else from one's world might follow?

[video]

[double_discs]

[Oh, hi, Endymion's double. He's just going to beat Twosix to the punch because he didn't reply to your introductory post for various reasons aka his mun was on hiatus, sob just because he's stalking this post can.]

No. The rift does not chose those that it takes on purpose and there is no known way to predict its...function.

Can offer to track network in order to inform you instantly when they arrive here if they do. Would need designations and preferably minimal information on each individual in order to confirm their presence.

Designation: Rinzlerrr. Function: System Security. User designated as: Charles Xavier. Welcome to Sacrosanct.

[video]

[bastione]

[ O HAY BB he wasn't just over here antagonizing your boss into a meltdown................

anyway his tone is warmly affectionate ]

I should relinquish the tour guide role to you, perhaps.

[video]

[double_discs]

[Rinzler hesitates all of a second--but it's a really long second for a program of his caliber.]

...Have guided many new arrivals. If you prefer...can preform such function on more regular basis. [He doesn't look too comfortable at the suggestion but doesn't balk away from it since it's an offer to help Endymion as far as he is concerned.]

Video, encrypted. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DEPTHS OF HER RAGE.

[hows_the_knee]

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME.

[ and this is why.]

Video, encrypted. TROLOLOLOLOLO

[bastione]

--I had considered interrupting and setting the record straight, but I did not think you would appreciate it.

Video, encrypted. TROLL AWAY

[hows_the_knee]

[yeah just gonna ignore that because it doesn't make sense.]

Are you insane? What the hell is this?

How many fucking names do you have?

Video, encrypted. OH YOU SILLY HUMANS

[bastione]

That person is a new arrival. He is not me, I assure you. We have separate network IDs, and he does not share all of my physical characteristics. [Case in point, he touches the side of his neck where the wires are exposed.]

It is only a coincidental likeness.

[ He says, not sounding entirely sure of that himself. ]

[eighttotwelve]

Good to hear from you again, TwoSix-Six.

Would you... prefer if I called you Tiberius? I did not really consider before if you had a preference.

[bastione]

And from you, Thane.

[ lfkdf guilty look forever. ]

Tiberius is the nickname your Commander Shepard, ah, bestowed when she decided my other designation was not to her liking. There is no particular significance to it other than that.

[eighttotwelve]

Then what would you like me to call you?

[bastione]

[ considering ]

Do you have much knowledge of ancient Earth culture, Thane? The Greek myths, specifically?

[ He's. Not entirely sure if a yes or a no is the safer answer here. ]

[sensiturret]

[ Little testing 'bot is gonna go ahead and staaaaare because you seem nice and have robot parts?? Ooooh. ]

266 ?
i am P-Body :) |

[bastione]

[ oh my god AWWWWWW ]

Hello, P-Body. It is a pleasure to meet you.