Comments | singularity_rpg: John Egbert ≈ Seventh Windy Thing ≈ [TEXT = SHITTY FILTER TOWARDS: Sollux + Vriska, Eridan]

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John Egbert ≈ Seventh Windy Thing ≈ [TEXT = SHITTY FILTER TOWARDS: Sollux + Vriska, Eridan]

May 31, 2011 19:40

( Private SHITTY FILTER message towards Eridan, cut for Courier )

Comments 64

manipul8trix May 31 2011, 23:47:08 UTC

CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

What's going on is that Sollux is a gr8 8ig giant heap of muscle8east leavings made flesh, John!
It's really very unfortun8. In fact, I 8elieve it's a terminal condition.
So he's f8ted to stink and suck and 8e a stupid useless sack of shit until the day he dies!
It's very sad. Very very sad and not made-up at all. ::::(

ecto_biologist May 31 2011, 23:56:22 UTC

except, you know, that doesn't explain what he did!
that only explains how you feel about him right now!
what is the problem with him that makes you lash out at him like that, is i guess what i am asking!

manipul8trix June 1 2011, 00:00:34 UTC

NOTHING explains what he did!
Fuck knows what goes on in that shitty dum8 thinkpan of his.
8ecause, contrary to what he might insinu8, I haven't 8een inside that thing for SWEEPS!!!!!!!!
8ut some people are completely incapa8le of letting that shit go.

8ecause they are stupid.
And dum8.
And pathetic. ::::D

ecto_biologist June 1 2011, 00:02:39 UTC

look, this isn't going to get anywhere if you guys are gonna take potshots at each other the entire memo!
what is he doing that's making you angry? and don't say 'being a giant douche', okay?

Thread 45

[not here] hopediesalone June 1 2011, 00:21:39 UTC

[It's not his fault. Someone put a shitty filter in his way.]

[not here] ecto_biologist June 1 2011, 00:24:50 UTC

[Protoman he is trying to alleviate all the drama here okay. HE HAS TO MAKE IT UP TO KARKAT]

not here x3 combo hopediesalone June 1 2011, 00:26:15 UTC

[He understands that, which is why he is not replying. But he is watching this horrible trainwreck.]

not here x4 combo heterochromiia June 1 2011, 00:29:41 UTC

[ Except Sollux's replies, which are filtered with love and care. ]

Thread 7

love me some shitty filtering over here fuckinfeelins June 1 2011, 00:23:34 UTC

uh sure
wwhats up

[He does not like the sound of this. AT ALL.]

fuck yeah, shitty filters all day eri day ecto_biologist June 1 2011, 00:27:15 UTC

so uh,
i need to talk to you about the stuff concerning you and vriska, okay?
like, recent stuff, but before all that species swapping nonesense!

only the shittiest i suppose fuckinfeelins June 1 2011, 00:36:36 UTC

wwh
still not uh joggin my memory john
vvri and i havve had an extensivve past and wwevve certainly butted heads a couple a times especially recently
like uh
durin the wwhole mess regardin evveryone flippin the fuck out

you know it ecto_biologist June 1 2011, 00:39:20 UTC

well, uh.
correct me if i am wrong, but i heard some things about her going to kill a certain ai.
and you being there, and killing her, and then taking her weapon!
at least that is what i have heard from the grapevine.
so i wanted to touch base with you about that.

Thread 8

heterochromiia June 1 2011, 16:21:05 UTC

--twinArmaggeddons [TA] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]--

TA: uh
TA: hey
TA: l00k ii
TA:
TA: ii'm 20rry ab0ut the 2hiit wiith 0range dave 0k
TA: ii really diid thiink he t0ld y0u ab0ut iit.
TA: and ii wa2 a biit 0f a jerk, 0k.
TA: but y0u were tryiing tw0 help hiim 0ut tw0. y0u alway2 have.
TA: y0u're a g00d m0iiraiil f0r hiim and ii'm defiiniitely n0t 0ut tw0 take y0ur place.
TA: 20 20rry ab0ut edgiing iin 0n y0ur 2hiit there.

manipul8trix June 1 2011, 16:27:33 UTC

AG: Not a pro8lem.
AG: And I'm sorry a8out Aradia. And shit.
AG: Like HONESTLY sorry and not just sorry 8ecause John told me to say it. Yeah.
AG: Uh.
AG: I'd apologise for h8flirting with Eridan too 8ut I TOTALLY WASN'T!!!!!!!!
AG: 8ut I'm sorry that you THOUGHT I was. And for all the stuff I DID do.
AG:
AG:
AG: Like the Aradia thing.
AG: And calling you a lispy ovipositorfucking shitstain on the metaphorical pants of life.
AG: And for saying you were a hollowsocketed 8ulgesucking nookfiend who will never fill a pail.
AG: And
AG: You know what, let's just call this a 8lanket sorry for all the insults I can't remem8er.

heterochromiia June 1 2011, 16:44:05 UTC

TA: yeah.
TA: iit'2
TA: iit'2 really hard after that but
TA:
TA: ii'm gettiing pa2t iit
TA: 20 yeah.
TA: iit'2 c00l.

manipul8trix June 1 2011, 16:55:01 UTC

AG: Uh.
AG: I 8n't asking or expecting to 8e forgiven or any of that stuff!
AG: I mean if it was me I'd 8e pissed off forever.
AG: FOREEEEEEEEVER.
AG: 8ut uh. Yeah.
AG: It's all good!
AG:
AG:
AG: Ok may8e not GOOD 8ut it's all neutral or something. Whatever. You know what I mean. ::::/