CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
What's going on is that Sollux is a gr8 8ig giant heap of muscle8east leavings made flesh, John! It's really very unfortun8. In fact, I 8elieve it's a terminal condition. So he's f8ted to stink and suck and 8e a stupid useless sack of shit until the day he dies! It's very sad. Very very sad and not made-up at all. ::::(
except, you know, that doesn't explain what he did! that only explains how you feel about him right now! what is the problem with him that makes you lash out at him like that, is i guess what i am asking!
NOTHING explains what he did! Fuck knows what goes on in that shitty dum8 thinkpan of his. 8ecause, contrary to what he might insinu8, I haven't 8een inside that thing for SWEEPS!!!!!!!! 8ut some people are completely incapa8le of letting that shit go.
8ecause they are stupid. And dum8. And pathetic. ::::D
look, this isn't going to get anywhere if you guys are gonna take potshots at each other the entire memo! what is he doing that's making you angry? and don't say 'being a giant douche', okay?
only the shittiest i supposefuckinfeelinsJune 1 2011, 00:36:36 UTC
wwh still not uh joggin my memory john vvri and i havve had an extensivve past and wwevve certainly butted heads a couple a times especially recently like uh durin the wwhole mess regardin evveryone flippin the fuck out
well, uh. correct me if i am wrong, but i heard some things about her going to kill a certain ai. and you being there, and killing her, and then taking her weapon! at least that is what i have heard from the grapevine. so i wanted to touch base with you about that.
AG: Not a pro8lem. AG: And I'm sorry a8out Aradia. And shit. AG: Like HONESTLY sorry and not just sorry 8ecause John told me to say it. Yeah. AG: Uh. AG: I'd apologise for h8flirting with Eridan too 8ut I TOTALLY WASN'T!!!!!!!! AG: 8ut I'm sorry that you THOUGHT I was. And for all the stuff I DID do. AG: AG: AG: Like the Aradia thing. AG: And calling you a lispy ovipositorfucking shitstain on the metaphorical pants of life. AG: And for saying you were a hollowsocketed 8ulgesucking nookfiend who will never fill a pail. AG: And AG: You know what, let's just call this a 8lanket sorry for all the insults I can't remem8er.
AG: Uh. AG: I 8n't asking or expecting to 8e forgiven or any of that stuff! AG: I mean if it was me I'd 8e pissed off forever. AG: FOREEEEEEEEVER. AG: 8ut uh. Yeah. AG: It's all good! AG: AG: AG: Ok may8e not GOOD 8ut it's all neutral or something. Whatever. You know what I mean. ::::/
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What's going on is that Sollux is a gr8 8ig giant heap of muscle8east leavings made flesh, John!
It's really very unfortun8. In fact, I 8elieve it's a terminal condition.
So he's f8ted to stink and suck and 8e a stupid useless sack of shit until the day he dies!
It's very sad. Very very sad and not made-up at all. ::::(
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that only explains how you feel about him right now!
what is the problem with him that makes you lash out at him like that, is i guess what i am asking!
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Fuck knows what goes on in that shitty dum8 thinkpan of his.
8ecause, contrary to what he might insinu8, I haven't 8een inside that thing for SWEEPS!!!!!!!!
8ut some people are completely incapa8le of letting that shit go.
8ecause they are stupid.
And dum8.
And pathetic. ::::D
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what is he doing that's making you angry? and don't say 'being a giant douche', okay?
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wwhats up
[He does not like the sound of this. AT ALL.]
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so uh,
i need to talk to you about the stuff concerning you and vriska, okay?
like, recent stuff, but before all that species swapping nonesense!
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still not uh joggin my memory john
vvri and i havve had an extensivve past and wwevve certainly butted heads a couple a times especially recently
like uh
durin the wwhole mess regardin evveryone flippin the fuck out
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correct me if i am wrong, but i heard some things about her going to kill a certain ai.
and you being there, and killing her, and then taking her weapon!
at least that is what i have heard from the grapevine.
so i wanted to touch base with you about that.
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TA: uh
TA: hey
TA: l00k ii
TA:
TA: ii'm 20rry ab0ut the 2hiit wiith 0range dave 0k
TA: ii really diid thiink he t0ld y0u ab0ut iit.
TA: and ii wa2 a biit 0f a jerk, 0k.
TA: but y0u were tryiing tw0 help hiim 0ut tw0. y0u alway2 have.
TA: y0u're a g00d m0iiraiil f0r hiim and ii'm defiiniitely n0t 0ut tw0 take y0ur place.
TA: 20 20rry ab0ut edgiing iin 0n y0ur 2hiit there.
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AG: And I'm sorry a8out Aradia. And shit.
AG: Like HONESTLY sorry and not just sorry 8ecause John told me to say it. Yeah.
AG: Uh.
AG: I'd apologise for h8flirting with Eridan too 8ut I TOTALLY WASN'T!!!!!!!!
AG: 8ut I'm sorry that you THOUGHT I was. And for all the stuff I DID do.
AG:
AG:
AG: Like the Aradia thing.
AG: And calling you a lispy ovipositorfucking shitstain on the metaphorical pants of life.
AG: And for saying you were a hollowsocketed 8ulgesucking nookfiend who will never fill a pail.
AG: And
AG: You know what, let's just call this a 8lanket sorry for all the insults I can't remem8er.
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TA: iit'2
TA: iit'2 really hard after that but
TA:
TA: ii'm gettiing pa2t iit
TA: 20 yeah.
TA: iit'2 c00l.
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AG: I 8n't asking or expecting to 8e forgiven or any of that stuff!
AG: I mean if it was me I'd 8e pissed off forever.
AG: FOREEEEEEEEVER.
AG: 8ut uh. Yeah.
AG: It's all good!
AG:
AG:
AG: Ok may8e not GOOD 8ut it's all neutral or something. Whatever. You know what I mean. ::::/
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