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[thom_293]

[Have a chick. Who was not a chick earlier. Who is now a chick. Who is still a Spartan? But definitely a chick.

What.]

... Thought y'all said the teleporters were fixed.

[Oh that vaguely Texan accent, at least, might be somewhat familiar to some of you.

ooc note; Thom has randomly switched genders in a super isolated/mod-approved teleporter

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[nobleleader]

--I was under the impression that they were.

[ DEAR GOD JUST STARING ]

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[thom_293]

[HANDS IN THE AIR MAN FUCKED IF HE KNOWS?]

I -- sir, my armour--

[DOESN'T FIT RIGHT ANY MORE? S-SO PETULANT.]

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[nobleleader]

[ what. ]

Likely doesn't fit right. I wouldn't advise attempting to wear it.

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[thom_293]

[sob]

Yeah. I'm. Figuring that one out.

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[eighttotwelve]

... [HEADTILT. He kinda had a similar reaction when he met Jane Shepard here instead of the John Shepard he knows a little better.]

...Ah.

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[thom_293]

... well, one of us is back to normal?

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[eighttotwelve]

Much to my relief, but I am not grateful that you were changed against your will, Seven. I am sorry.

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[thom_293]

It's not a huge deal, I mean. At least I'm still a Spartan. It's just. Uh. A little... weird.

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[nobletwo]

[ b-bro... ]

I have clothing you can borrow.

[ Straight and to the point, okay. She just shakes her head. ]

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[thom_293]

Everything fits, I'm pretty close to the same size. It's just. Uh.

[DEM TITS...

He just. Gestures vaguely. Uh.]

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[nobletwo]

Yes, you're very gifted.

[ At least she has a sense of humor? ]

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[thom_293]

[FLAT LOOK.]

Ha, ha.

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[wilywilyways]

You mean you aren't normally the loveliest of women?

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[thom_293]

Much as I don't have any real objections to the change? Nope.

[Yeah he's about as gender-neutral as a plant. But it's still weird okay.]

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[wilywilyways]

Shame. Bards and their apprentices have sung for less.

You're going to use it to your advantage, yes?

[Hawke would be giggling and stroking her beard if given the opportunity to switch sexes.]

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[thom_293]

... What advantage, exactly? It's not like I'm any stronger.

[over his head. like a bullet.]

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[theniputitback]

They said they were.

Why? Is one of them still broken? Which one?

[Someone really wants to be a shark again.:( And also doesn't recognize her fellow Noble 'teammate'.]

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[thom_293]

The one in 00.

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[theniputitback]

I know where that one is!

[pause]

So...what were you? Before you got turned into a human?

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[thom_293]

[... Oh. Give him a moment. Fg;kjdfj so delighted, h-ha.]

You're from that planet 'Earth', right? Do you recall that children's song about the flying purple people eater?