May 21, 2011 12:20
Guys? Status?
[Because uhhhhhhhhhh.]
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Teleporter glitch, right? We know anything more than that? How it started, whether or not anyone's been able to get back to normal, that kind of thing.
noble seven (thom 293)
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Computery. What going on?
[Aside from the teleporter glitches.]
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... You're taking that 'Helljumper' thing a little literal, aren't you?
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Trying to figure that out, Corporal.
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I get to choose my avatar, so I figured I'd go ultra-literal. Besides, it's obvious this way.
All I've got so far is that the teleporters are all glitching at random and we're all ending up as something we're not.
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[Because he is seriously just envisioning a little AI chip just. On the ground. Like a boss.]
Yeah. It's definitely a malfunction of some kind. Once I know what's up with everyone, I'll see if we can do anything about it. Assuming you don't want to stay an AI.
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[He is totally the most badass pony ever okay.]
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I. Okay. Cool. You on base?
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The Master Chief's been hit too. I'm getting suited up right now, then I'm back out.
Sir? Anything on the Commander, the Lieutenant Commander or Jorge?
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The Chief? How bad?
One's unchanged. No word yet on the Elcee or Jorge.
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Anything on the others? [You know, Black Team, those guys even more classified than we are.]
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No word from Black Team. Noble's... sustained some casualties. In the non-fatal sense.
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No reports of anyone managing to change back.
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[ Sob, sort of a mechanical sounding voice going on there. ]
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[... srs question.]
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Understood, ma'am. You on base?
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