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May 21, 2011 12:20

Guys? Status?

[Because uhhhhhhhhhh.]

[OPEN CHANNEL]

Teleporter glitch, right? We know anything more than that? How it started, whether or not anyone's been able to get back to normal, that kind of thing.

noble seven (thom 293)

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[Hologram//Matched Encryption] huragokwhistler May 21 2011, 19:36:39 UTC
[Oh hey bro. You always wanted a six-inch-tall hologram of a smoke-grey ODST on fire, right?]

Computery. What going on?

[Aside from the teleporter glitches.]

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[Video//Matched Encryption] thom_293 May 21 2011, 19:39:13 UTC
[... wat.]

... You're taking that 'Helljumper' thing a little literal, aren't you?

[helmetpalm.jpeg.]

Trying to figure that out, Corporal.

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[Hologram//Matched Encryption] huragokwhistler May 21 2011, 19:55:44 UTC
[Yes. Rookie's an AI. Who is incredibly amused.]

I get to choose my avatar, so I figured I'd go ultra-literal. Besides, it's obvious this way.

All I've got so far is that the teleporters are all glitching at random and we're all ending up as something we're not.

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[video//Matched Encryption] thom_293 May 21 2011, 20:00:53 UTC
You green otherwise? ... and what's your location?

[Because he is seriously just envisioning a little AI chip just. On the ground. Like a boss.]

Yeah. It's definitely a malfunction of some kind. Once I know what's up with everyone, I'll see if we can do anything about it. Assuming you don't want to stay an AI.

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video; Spartancryption evaskullface May 21 2011, 19:41:09 UTC
Pony.

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video; Spartancryption thom_293 May 21 2011, 19:41:41 UTC
... Pony.

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video; Spartancryption evaskullface May 21 2011, 19:42:52 UTC
You're lookin' at it.

[He is totally the most badass pony ever okay.]

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video; Spartancryption thom_293 May 21 2011, 19:43:48 UTC
[... his life.]

I. Okay. Cool. You on base?

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[voice; spartancryption] ringsdoorbells May 21 2011, 20:13:07 UTC
En route to base, sir.

The Master Chief's been hit too. I'm getting suited up right now, then I'm back out.

Sir? Anything on the Commander, the Lieutenant Commander or Jorge?

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[voice; spartancryption] thom_293 May 21 2011, 20:21:33 UTC
Need anything, let me know.

The Chief? How bad?

One's unchanged. No word yet on the Elcee or Jorge.

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[voice; spartancryption] ringsdoorbells May 21 2011, 20:35:07 UTC
Covenant, sir. One of the ones who fix things. [Not as bad as Six's situation, per se, but at the same time way, way worse.]

Anything on the others? [You know, Black Team, those guys even more classified than we are.]

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[voice; spartancryption] thom_293 May 21 2011, 21:17:17 UTC
[Excuse him, his brain is breaking at the thought of the Master Chief being an Engineer.]

No word from Black Team. Noble's... sustained some casualties. In the non-fatal sense.

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audio} encrypted 100% (viewable to ODST) nobletwo May 21 2011, 20:55:13 UTC
I'm working on it, Seven.

No reports of anyone managing to change back.

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audio} encrypted 100% (viewable to ODST) thom_293 May 21 2011, 21:15:15 UTC
Figured you would be. Need a hand?

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audio} encrypted 100% (viewable to ODST) nobletwo May 21 2011, 21:31:22 UTC
It'd be appreciated.

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audio} encrypted 100% (viewable to ODST) thom_293 May 21 2011, 21:31:59 UTC
Location?

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audio | encrypted oneliners May 21 2011, 21:24:03 UTC
Green. It... could be worse.

[ Sob, sort of a mechanical sounding voice going on there. ]

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audio | encrypted thom_293 May 21 2011, 21:28:15 UTC
... Do I want to ask what that means?

[... srs question.]

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video | encrypted oneliners May 21 2011, 21:30:11 UTC
[ she just turns the video on. And, apparently Black-One is now a floating ball thing with a silver 'eye'. She just kinda... floats there. ]

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video | encrypted thom_293 May 21 2011, 21:31:14 UTC
[... What is this space station. Seriously. What.]

Understood, ma'am. You on base?

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