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[kickbancaboose]

[ JUST ABOUT TURNS ON THE VOICE OPTION, before he 'nam flashbacks and decides better of it. text seems a lot safer. :'|a

also, we can pretend this is backdated a little. ]

gee golly wilikers i never saw this plot twist coming

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[howkickassiam]

There's food, but I don't think you wanna be wandering around with all the creepy-crawlies.

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[kickbancaboose]

God, you're here, too? The fuck kind of reunion is this.

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[howkickassiam]

When the hell did you marry Tex?

[ the fuck is thisssssss ]

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[kickbancaboose]

I don't know, like a week ago? How is this news?

Text;

[azulescarabajo]

Watch your step, that first one is a doozy.

And there's food at the any of the shelters in the city-zones.

Text;

[kickbancaboose]

yeah i caught that thanks

i'll have a look around

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[...Delta carefully observes Church's other conversations before popping up. This sure doesn't sound like the Director. In fact, he sounds an awful lot more like Epsilon. Still, the proof is, as they say, in the pudding. Perhaps he'll recognize Delta.]

Hello.

[kickbancaboose]

[ oh holy shit he was wondering where you were ]

-- Hey, Delta.

[alaspooryork]

[Right where he's supposed to be, really. In a slot in the back of York's head.

It answers the question about whether or not this soldier knew him, of course, and now he's beginning to have a pretty good idea of who, exactly, this is.]

Welcome to Sacrosanct. Is there anything you wish me to clarify for you?

[kickbancaboose]

Yeah. Where's that hulking piece of psycho shit? [ HE IS REFERRING, OF COURSE, TO MAINE. ] 'Cause I dealt with it the first time, man, but I'm not doing it again.

text; figure this is still during the two events. IF IT IS MORE tell me and i'll edit!

[timeturntable]

okay just
hold on

magical fairyland sex

you arrive somewhere where suicides
giant zombies made of arms and teeth
and mutations are being broadcast over a public network by a bunch of retards
and the first thing that comes to mind is
hloy shit dawgg
if i just crash landed into my copy of alice in fuckbuddyville
i am going to CHOKE a bitch.....

kind of seeing some discrepancies here
between you and common sense
just saying

text; HAHAHA no you're totally good

[kickbancaboose]

excuse you asswipe i'm not exactly cruising through the network giving any fucks about who's offing who

i'll remember to give more of a shit next ti
no actually i won't give a shit ever

text; AWRIGHT B)

[timeturntable]

yeah see
im all for the not shit giving
im a fucking lobbyist for the no shit coalition
looking for ways to break through the red tape and give unprecedented lacks of shit
im one devoted motherfucker cant stop me from my cause you know

just saying that when you show up on the network
screaming fucklestiltskin fucklestiltskin let down your schlong
makes the rest of us look bad by association

anyway
no magical fairytale sex here
or hey maybe im just the only muggleborn around
missing out on the wizard and pixie action
that answer your question

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[notjelly]

Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu!

Sounds like you're rather genre savvy!

[audio]

[kickbancaboose]

I know my bullshit.

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[notjelly]

For the record, it's not all bad here! Well, but I suppose that's exactly what a space kidnapper would say, isn't it? Hu hu hu!

But there's tea and cookies at least! Thanks to me. Only no one wants to partake because they're all rude.