"Surprise!" audio > video;
So... Been here a few days now. I'm Marjorie by the way. "Marj."
[Crunch! Carrots are delicious, you guys. At least, that's what it sounds like.]
An'f I'm not generally too picky, but what the hell are we doing here? I mean, is there some kind of jailbreak or are we some kind of fuckin' imported slave population or lab rats or- seriously, people, what the fuck?
[Actually Marjie sounds pretty nonchalant about this. She's here, and nothing overtly terrible is happening to her; she's reached the acceptance stage. Crunch! Have some lovely, lady-like chewing noises.]
I mean, is this place Captain Planet's wet dream or what? Aliens? Alternate realities? Robots? Jesus, let's start a superhero team and save the galaxy already. Fuck yeah, I'll bring snacks- ooh!
That reminds me.
[Hello, shaky-cam! The video flips on to show Marjorie only briefly before it shudders over to a depressingly gray cake. It's missing a slice, for some reason.]
I made you a cake, Rookie, but you never told me where the hell to bring it, so I'm takin' a hostage slice. I hope you don't care, 'cause it's too fuckin' late.
[Crunch! Carrots are delicious, you guys. At least, that's what it sounds like.]
An'f I'm not generally too picky, but what the hell are we doing here? I mean, is there some kind of jailbreak or are we some kind of fuckin' imported slave population or lab rats or- seriously, people, what the fuck?
[Actually Marjie sounds pretty nonchalant about this. She's here, and nothing overtly terrible is happening to her; she's reached the acceptance stage. Crunch! Have some lovely, lady-like chewing noises.]
I mean, is this place Captain Planet's wet dream or what? Aliens? Alternate realities? Robots? Jesus, let's start a superhero team and save the galaxy already. Fuck yeah, I'll bring snacks- ooh!
That reminds me.
[Hello, shaky-cam! The video flips on to show Marjorie only briefly before it shudders over to a depressingly gray cake. It's missing a slice, for some reason.]
I made you a cake, Rookie, but you never told me where the hell to bring it, so I'm takin' a hostage slice. I hope you don't care, 'cause it's too fuckin' late.