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CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN 2: 3L3CTR1C BOOG4LOO (S4NCROS4NCT 3D1T1ON)
4LR1GHT 3V3RYON3
T1M3 TO PL4N L1K3 4 T34M C4US3 SH1T JUST GOT R34L
4S MOST OF YOU H4V3 4LR34DY F1GUR3D OUT
TH3 D3MON 1S ON TH3 ST4T1ON
H3 1S 4LR34DY H3R3
(1F YOU D1DNT H4V3 4 CLU3 4BOUT TH1S TH3N WH3R3 TH3 FUCK H4V3 YOU B33N
G3T W1TH TH3 PROGR4M 4LR34DY, J3GUS)
F33L FR33 TO US3 TH1S BO4RD 4S 4 PL4C3 TO POST R34CT1ONS, 1D34S, PL4NS, OR 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 R3L4T3D TO TH1S SURP1S1NG TURN OF 3V3NTS
ON TH3 OFF CH4NC3 TH4T TH3R3 4R3 4NY P4ST OR FUTUR3 S3LV3S BROWS1NG TH1S M3MO, YOU 4R3 MOR3 TH4N W3LCOM3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3 1N TH3 D1SCUSS1ON
(S3R1OUSLY, 1F 4NY OF YOU H4V3 4NY 4DV1C3 4T 4LL ON WH4T TO DO TH4T 1SNT FL1PP1NG TH3 FUCK OUT, 1 WOULD LOV3 TO H34R 1T)
1 ONLY 4SK TH4T YOU R3PLY 1N 4 C4LM, CONSTRUCT1V3 M4NN3R
TH3R3 1S 4 Z3RO TOL3R4NC3 POL1CY ON TROLL1NG H3R3!!!
1 W1LL BR1NG DOWN TH3 B4NH4MM3R 1F 1 H4V3 TO
TH1S DO3S NOT N33D TO D3VOLV3 1NTO 4 CLUST3RFUCK OF L1T3R4LLY 4RGU1NG W1TH OURS3LV3S
PL34S3 T4K3 YOUR S3LF-K1SM3S1SS1TUD3 3LS3WH3R3
TH1S 1S NOT TH3 T1M3 OR PL4C3 FOR S3LFC3ST SH3N4N1G4NS
TH4NK YOU FOR CHOOS1NG TH3 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN 2: 3L3CTR1C BOOG4LOO (S4NCROS4NCT 3D1T1ON) BO4RD FOR 4LL YOUR TR4NST1M3L1N3 D1SCUSS1ON N33DS
PL34S3 SUBSCR1B3 TO TH3 BULL3T1N TO ST4Y UPD4T3D ON TH1S 4ND OTH3R 1MPORT4NT TOP1CS
FOLLOW THE RUL3S 4ND 3NJOY YOUR ST4Y
H4V3 4 N1C3 4ND HOP3FULLY NON-THR3SHMURD3RFUL D4Y
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4LR1GHT 3V3RYON3
T1M3 TO PL4N L1K3 4 T34M C4US3 SH1T JUST GOT R34L
4S MOST OF YOU H4V3 4LR34DY F1GUR3D OUT
TH3 D3MON 1S ON TH3 ST4T1ON
H3 1S 4LR34DY H3R3
(1F YOU D1DNT H4V3 4 CLU3 4BOUT TH1S TH3N WH3R3 TH3 FUCK H4V3 YOU B33N
G3T W1TH TH3 PROGR4M 4LR34DY, J3GUS)
F33L FR33 TO US3 TH1S BO4RD 4S 4 PL4C3 TO POST R34CT1ONS, 1D34S, PL4NS, OR 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 R3L4T3D TO TH1S SURP1S1NG TURN OF 3V3NTS
ON TH3 OFF CH4NC3 TH4T TH3R3 4R3 4NY P4ST OR FUTUR3 S3LV3S BROWS1NG TH1S M3MO, YOU 4R3 MOR3 TH4N W3LCOM3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3 1N TH3 D1SCUSS1ON
(S3R1OUSLY, 1F 4NY OF YOU H4V3 4NY 4DV1C3 4T 4LL ON WH4T TO DO TH4T 1SNT FL1PP1NG TH3 FUCK OUT, 1 WOULD LOV3 TO H34R 1T)
1 ONLY 4SK TH4T YOU R3PLY 1N 4 C4LM, CONSTRUCT1V3 M4NN3R
TH3R3 1S 4 Z3RO TOL3R4NC3 POL1CY ON TROLL1NG H3R3!!!
1 W1LL BR1NG DOWN TH3 B4NH4MM3R 1F 1 H4V3 TO
TH1S DO3S NOT N33D TO D3VOLV3 1NTO 4 CLUST3RFUCK OF L1T3R4LLY 4RGU1NG W1TH OURS3LV3S
PL34S3 T4K3 YOUR S3LF-K1SM3S1SS1TUD3 3LS3WH3R3
TH1S 1S NOT TH3 T1M3 OR PL4C3 FOR S3LFC3ST SH3N4N1G4NS
TH4NK YOU FOR CHOOS1NG TH3 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN 2: 3L3CTR1C BOOG4LOO (S4NCROS4NCT 3D1T1ON) BO4RD FOR 4LL YOUR TR4NST1M3L1N3 D1SCUSS1ON N33DS
PL34S3 SUBSCR1B3 TO TH3 BULL3T1N TO ST4Y UPD4T3D ON TH1S 4ND OTH3R 1MPORT4NT TOP1CS
FOLLOW THE RUL3S 4ND 3NJOY YOUR ST4Y
H4V3 4 N1C3 4ND HOP3FULLY NON-THR3SHMURD3RFUL D4Y
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