Video.
[The video opens to an irate black man in a really excellent suit jacket atop a Super Mario Bros. t-shirt. He hasn't made an appearance on the network before this, how strange. Whoever he is, he's clearly reclining in a fancy leather chair in very expensive apartment with a very fantastic, penthouse view of Doctrow (visible through the plate-glass windows behind him).]
YO, I don't know who you think you are, man, but that was Not Cool. Capital: Not.
[He closes his eyes briefly and holds up his hands as he tries to refrain from shouting on the network. Clearly, whatever has happened to him has him unspeakably livid. After a brief, 'count to ten' style moment, he exhales with a short 'woooooo' and opens his eyes again.]
The drop rate on that armor is 5%, you hear me? FIVE PERCENT, on a fifteen hour respawn. Me an' the paladin had that. You know how hard it is to take out a boss like that with two guys? TWO.
Of course you don't. Flawlessvictory my ass.
[He just shakes his head and glares at the camera.]
You do not snipe a drop like that. It just ain't done. Consider yourself warned, man.
YO, I don't know who you think you are, man, but that was Not Cool. Capital: Not.
[He closes his eyes briefly and holds up his hands as he tries to refrain from shouting on the network. Clearly, whatever has happened to him has him unspeakably livid. After a brief, 'count to ten' style moment, he exhales with a short 'woooooo' and opens his eyes again.]
The drop rate on that armor is 5%, you hear me? FIVE PERCENT, on a fifteen hour respawn. Me an' the paladin had that. You know how hard it is to take out a boss like that with two guys? TWO.
Of course you don't. Flawlessvictory my ass.
[He just shakes his head and glares at the camera.]
You do not snipe a drop like that. It just ain't done. Consider yourself warned, man.