003|Audio| Post-Sugar-Comatose-Emergance

[aroseinblue]

[After hiding in a candy store to avoid the horrors of the Christmas mistletoe and falling into a candy induced coma, Sera awakens!]

oh-god-oh-god whats-it?!  I mean, sorry-I-mean-I'm-just-omg.

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[mirthfulness]

Breathe, sister.

Calm your motherfuckin' tits, in the most literal of manners. Take a motherfuckin' seat and just inhale exhale.

[aroseinblue]

I'm-twitching-I...

[There is the distinct sound of someone throwing up and a pause]

I...feel a bit better now...thank you.

Please tell me the mistletoe is gone...

[mirthfulness]

Gone wherever shit gets vanishing to here. Gone and whisked away on a fuckin' breeze, so don't be worryin' none.

You been hidin', yeah? Probably all wallowed in malnutrients. Tell me where you're holed up at and I'll bring you somethin' for what ails you.

[aroseinblue]

I'm um...hang on a sec.

[She pings her location, somewhere in section 01]

There we go. Yeah...I think I ate too many...gummi....things.

[mirthfulness]

Sugary sweet, right? Too much of a good motherfuckin' thing. Like a pie and Faygo binge. All delicious and all motherfuckin' empty.

I'll get you some water, sister. Motherfuckin' beastmeat all on crackers. Just a little of some real eats for tellin' your insides what all's good for it.

[Give him some time and he'll show up knocking.]

[aroseinblue]

Yes, thank you. That might...work...

[mirthfulness]

[He'll arrive with a paper bag in one hand and a bottle of water in the other.

Don't mind the horned dude with the painted clown face.]

Honk honk, knock knock.

[aroseinblue]

[Oh dear Sera is slightly disturbed by clowns, but not enough to have a phobia or anything so that's good. Oh wait, gray skin? Horns?]

In here...[oh she sounds unhappy!]...Hi...

Um...are you, um, one of those trolls? Deadpool told me about you guys a bit.

[She's sitting on the floor. There's a mop and bucket in the corner indicating that she cleaned up the previous vomit, and is also sitting well away from the area she vomited in. Oh wait, there's a bucket in the corner O_o]

[mirthfulness]

[It's all good. Gamzee knows humans don't use buckets in a sexual manner by now. The reactions of other trolls to this amuse him.

That's right, sister. I'm bein' all motherfuckin' alien and inhuman here.

[He hands over the bag, inside which is some saltines, summer sausage, and cheese.] Here's this shit. Just enough to be gettin' somethin' in you. And drink the water, most motherfuckin' importantly.

[aroseinblue]

Th-thanks you. I don't usually get this bad...just got stuck in here when the mistletoe was everywhere and well, sugar helps me quell panic attacks a bit. Just a little.

[She starts eating]

You know, we have trolls in my world. They're nothing like you, but it's interesting.

[She talks in between bites, no gross talking when mouth full action!]

[mirthfulness]

Heard that talk before. All these different worlds are enough to leave a motherfucker spun dizzy.

[He takes a seat, making himself comfortable.]

So, makin' out got you all that much panicked?

[aroseinblue]

Eeeeeeh, yeah. I've never really um...yeah.

[Her face is bright red]

I sort of um, have an anxiety thing. I've been working on it a bit, but too much attention and everything...goes white. Not literally but, ah, it feels like I'm falling, but I'm not. Hard to explain...

[She's fidgeting with her rings as she talks]

I hope I'm making some kind of sense.

[mirthfulness]

Nope.

But it's chill, sis. I ain't gonna begrudge you no human malfunctions.

[aroseinblue]

Hehe

[She smiles, OMFG SHE SMILES.]

Yeah, I can be a bit of a dork sometimes.

So what are your people like? I mean, Deadpool told me you guys have been here a while, but that's all I know really.

[mirthfulness]

That's a bit too general a question, ain't it? A little motherfuckin' hard for this clown to be answering. Couldn't up and ask what all humans are being like, right? Got all different fuckin' types.

We got ourselves horns, motherfuckin' gray skin and different blood colors. We're hatched instead of born, or however that pregnancy shit goes.

[He shrugs.] What all else can a motherfucker say?

[aroseinblue]

AH, right sorry...silly question.

Um...eh, are you really a clown? Like, making people laugh at circuses and all that? Or scaring little children kind?

I um...I didn't like clowns much when I was a kid, then again I didn't like most anything when I was a kid.

Your horns are neat though.