03 ❍ Video

[cloverdaleboy]

[IT'S THE TIME OF YEAR TO THINK OF FAMILY, RIGHT?? Scott had found something in his pocket earleir that he'd apparently taken with him upon arriving here. He decided to show all of Sacrosanct, assuming they'd, you know, actually care. In the video now, he's just sitting on his barrack's bed, his tactical vest off so you can see his undershirt and

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[selfkismesis]

SPACE-RACIST.
NOT EVERY SPECIES HAS THAT RIDICULOUS FAMILIAL BOND HUMANS DO WITH THEIR GRUBS.

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[cloverdaleboy]

[Oh no, not you.]

So, I take that as a no? Kids aren't that bad. They make some of us better people.

[A wicked thought, like Karkat havin' babies and changing into Mr. Nice Guy, crosses Scott's mind.]

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[selfkismesis]

I'M ONLY SIX.
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T BEEN CONTRIBUTING MY GENETIC MATERIAL TO CREATE OFFSPRING.
WHAT KIND OF SEXUAL DEVIANT CREEP ARE YOU?!

IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH YOU HUMANS CARE FOR YOUR SPAWN.
I HEARD THEY HAVE TWO GUARDIANS UNTIL THEY'RE 18 YEARS OLD.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG A YEAR IS, BUT I WAS TOLD THAT WAS A LONGASS TIME.
THAT IS INSANE.

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[cloverdaleboy]

[LOL WAIT. Scott's reading back to what Karkat said, and he mentioned "grubs". And Scott's like bwuh? and he's going to completely disregard what Karkat just wrote so he can write this.]

Are you some kind of bug?

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[selfkismesis]

RUDE.

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[cloverdaleboy]

Sorry, there's just no other way to ask that.

[Then Scott's like why the hell am I apologising to him? But still.]

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[selfkismesis]

UH.
YES THERE IS.
THERE ARE ABOUT NINE MILLION FUCKING THOUSAND OTHER WAYS TO ASK.
WAY TO CHOOSE THE ABSOLUTE WORST.
DID YOU MISS WHEN I CALLED MYSELF A SUPERIOR SPECIES?
BECAUSE I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
WE FUCKING CREATED YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMAN BASTARDS.

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[cloverdaleboy]

[Damn it. The urge to disconnect is so tempting. But he's gotta face even his worst enemies head on or this guy will always be a creepy bugger popping in his network posts.]

All right, all right, don't get upset. Just tell me what I should, uh...refer to you as.