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[selfkismesis]

NO MORE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
NO MORE.

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[mirthfulness]

RUDE.

[selfkismesis]

WHAT.

[mirthfulness]

ruining the fun for some motherfuckers.
WHAT IF A BRO ENJOYS GETTING HIS MAKE-OUT ON?
you just gotta all have a no kissing sign is what.
TAPE IT RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK ON YOU.

[selfkismesis]

I'M RUINING THE FUN BECAUSE INDISCRIMINATE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE FUCKING DETRIMENTAL TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THEY IMPACT.
IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS, THEY WILL BE CONTROLLED AND UNINDISCRIMINATE.
IF I NEED TO PRINT OUT A FUCKTON OF SIGNS SAYING "NO KISSING" AND TAPING THEM ON EVERYONE UNTIL THIS SHIT IS CLEARED UP?
I WILL DO IT.

[mirthfulness]

you said "no more" without a dis-motherfuckin-claimer, brother.

[selfkismesis]

MAKEOUTS CAN ONLY HAPPEN WHEN APPROVED OF BY ME.
WHICH MOSTLY EQUATES TO "NO MORE."

[mirthfulness]

THAT MAKE YOU SOME KIND OF MOTHERFUCKIN ALL MAKE-OUT SANCTIONER?
king karkat's kissing commandments.
SOUNDS A LITTLE MOTHERFUCKIN STUPID.
motherfucker's gotta pay you lip service to get lip service.

[pythianjudgment]

H3H3H3 TH4T W4S 4 GOOD ON3 G4MZ
TH4T PR3TTY MUCH D3S3RV3S 4 HOLOF1STBUNP
1N L13U OF 4N 4CTU4L F1STBUNP

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[mirthfulness]

a holofist is just as fly.
RAISE UP THOSE CURLED MOTHERFUCKERS AND LAY THEM UP NEXT TO MINE OVER MOTHERFUCKIN CYBERSPACE,
i can feel that all in my heart from here.
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN BUNP OF THE SOUL.

[selfkismesis]

OR A MOTHERFUCKER'S GOT TO BE IN A GOOD, STABLE, KARKAT-APPROVED RELATIONSHIP TO GET LIP SERVICE.

[mirthfulness]

and how is anyone supposed to all be having themselves some fun surprised smooching that way?
I'M FEELING ALL MOTHERFUCKIN RESTRICTED AND SHIT.

[selfkismesis]

THIS IS A GOOD RESTRICTION.
ONE THAT'S BENEFICIAL TO ALL PARTIES INVOLVED.
BECAUSE SURPRISE SMOOCHING IS THE ENEMY.

[mirthfulness]

think i need to be writing this shit down.
WHAT ALL HERE *AIN'T* THE MOTHERFUCKIN ENEMY?

[selfkismesis]

NOT ROBOTS.
OR SMOOCHING.

[mirthfulness]

you sure that's really all?

[selfkismesis]

YES.

FOR NOW.