[012] - Video

[notthatbuffy]

[ The video opens with a TITLE CARD, because Buffy has high standards of production quality. ]

Learning About Human Reproduction

with Georgette Marie Meissonier

[ Buffy's face then appears on the video - she is standing in front of what looks like a jury-rigged projector screen, that has the same title card on it as the video opened with. ]Hello

Comments

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[l3g1sl4t1ng]

[This is pretty terrible and the fact that she was about to search all this up to make an educated post about it...]

I should thank you for doing this!
As I was about to partake in researching this bit of information as to calm the younger trolls down.

But I see you have beat me to it, so I will just sit and watch their reactions with enjoyment.

Though, you pink monkey creatures are really weird to me.
Like, I do not understand why those of the more feminine gene pool do not have what those of the masculine gene pool have and vice versa.
The small child pink monkey do not eat their ways out of the mother do they???

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[notthatbuffy]

Haha, yeah, boys should totally be the ones who have to be pregnant! I approve of this plan. Someone notify the universe that we're changing things up!

Oh god, no. There's a passage naturally built into the body that the baby comes out of. No eating involved! They don't even have teeth for the first few months of their lives!

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[l3g1sl4t1ng]

I see.
Human birth is not as disgusting as I first thought it was then.
Of course the fact that the child is basically a parasitic life form for so long is a little unsettling.
But I must say, I am intrigued.

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[notthatbuffy]

It's definitely a lot of work for the parents. It's a few years before they're really even partially self-sufficient. Even when they've been born, they need fed and cleaned and taught to speak and walk and read and everything.

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[l3g1sl4t1ng]

Very different!
Everything is an uphill battle as soon as we are ready for it.
If you did not survive, you would die!