Third Offense - Audio;filter to non-kids, 100%

[namesnotprowl]

[Someone unconcerned with imminent death? YES THERE IS.]

On the heels of one of our fellows'... literary efforts, I've started wonderin' about everyone else's writing talent. I got t'thinking, and I've decided t'give you folks a challenge.

F'r those of you not acquainted with earth and the Internet, there's this thing called a kinkmeme. Basically

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FEW DAYS LATER; voice.

[dx1118c]

. . .

[ALL THE UNCERTAIN, 'CADE:] That's one way to pass time.

OH HAI WELCOME BACK, BRO; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

[These are the reactions that make it all worth it. So very, very worth it.]

Had t'do something to keep folks occupied.

So how'd the world-saving go? Heard you went down to the planet.

he looks away for a moment and here you are causing mischief!!; voice.

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And yourself too? [STILL ALL THE UNSURE... but maybe some amused too.]

I prefer to work alone, but it was a success anyway. Interesting experience. [he's not willing to disclose more in public, though... hurr]

well when the cat's away, you know~; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

Of course. Though f'r me it's more watching the reactions. [He can't write to save his life.]

Don't doubt it was. Would love to hear more about it, sometime. [Barricade gets the keeping things private. But ooooooh gossip and information, do want!]

tsk tsk! bad 'Cade!; voice.

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[somewhat curious:] Worth your while? [same for Alex, most likely, not like he's got any interest in even trying his hand at writing... and porn at that.]

I'm sure. [briefest pause here. there's only as much as he can do on a station like this. he hates it, and he hates admitting to it, but--] I've got plenty of time here.

c'mon sweetie, you know you like it ::3 ; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

Always. [The ones that play along, the ones that don't, the shocked, the confused... It's all good for him. So long as they're reacting. Even better if they overreact.]

Sounds like we've both got an overabundance of time that needs taking care of. [That, he has no problem mentioning. He's has longer stretches with nothing to do.] So, whenever y'feel like it, feel free to stop by.

[And here - with a hefty encryption, of course - he drops the coordinates of his garage in Zone 02.]

MAYBE but it also reminds him of something else he promised, so B); voice.

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So they didn't disappoint? [he can see the appeal in it, even if it's not really his kind of thing.]

[moment of silence and he reads the coords.] Thanks. You can expect me soon.

OH HO that's worrisome; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

They haven't. Neither did you, in fact. [You were totally weirded out, don't even deny it.]

I'll be here.

so very much lol (not); voice.

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[. . .

THERE'S LONG SILENCE HERE.

. . .]

I don't think arguing with you will change your mind about this.

and then they spend the rest of forever calling each other nicknames; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

[He chuckles.]

Probably not, but you're welcome t'try anyway if you like.

so manry!!; voice.

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[MORE SILENCE, though not quite as long.]

I have seen weirder things.

the manriest!; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

I don't doubt that.

[He pauses for a moment.]

You thought I'd lost my mind, didn't you?

and so mature~; voice.

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[he mulls it over--] Yes, why else something like that would be of any interest for you.

[now he knows it's not the thing itself, but reactions, so he can concede] Now I know.

who wants to act their age, that's no fun; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

Don't get me wrong, the interpretations of the prompts are... entertaining. [Silly Skyfire~] But that ain't why I'm in on this.

And I'm so glad you figured it.

indeed-- though Alex *is* two months and three weeks c: ; voice.

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Entertaining. I don't think I can see how they can be entertaining.

[there miiiight be something of a smile in his voice.] You aren't a lost case.

poor Alex, Barricade is going to be such a bad influence; voice.

[namesnotprowl]

Well. Considering that a vast majority seem to be episodes from the same soap opera. It's all about the absurdity and hamminess, really.

[Oh-ho, now that is a good sign!] With that assessment, I'm doubly pleased t'pass inspection, dear.