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[singsingsilver]

Um... so how do vampires use their teeth? Are they hollow or just sharp? Why do birds fly south? Is there a reason why men have nipples? Why are zombies always after brains? Why do people always have to run about like chickens without their heads? Where did that saying come from? What's wrong with not wanting to grow up? Why can't I have

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[november_chill]

Men have nipples because it would be rather awkward without them, and birds fly south because it's warmer there.

[singsingsilver]

But why?

And how do birds know it's time to go south?

[november_chill]

How would you like to live without nipples?

It's just in their nature to. They can sense it.

[singsingsilver]

Uh, that would be weird but still, they are weird anyways!

Boy, birds are really smart!

[xblooferladyx]

They are just sharp, dear.

[singsingsilver]

So how can you get the blood if the teeth are stuck in the holes?

[xblooferladyx]

One simply withdraws their teeth from the wounds after they bite. The cut flesh will continue to bleed. Otherwise blood will well up around the teeth, but more slowly.

[singsingsilver]

Really? Wow, that's pretty cool!

Um, does it hurt?

[golden_garland]

So many questions! Why this sudden inquisitiveness, my friend?

[singsingsilver]

I just have a lot of questions!

Um, how long does it take for you to wash your hair? It's so long...

[gaijinkaku]

Not wanting to grow up is irresponsible!

[singsingsilver]

But growing up means that you suddenly have no time to play or sing or dance. Some people are just no fun when they grow up!

[german_beefcake]

Those're good questions. I'd like to know too.

.. But I think we'd look odd without nipples.

[singsingsilver]

Probably, but I know that women have them for babies, but men don't. It's so weird!