Do It Yourself Negative Ad

[singlemaltsilk]

Here's how: go to your profile, pick out some of your listed interests, and make yourself look bad. Here's mine -- try to imagine it being read in menacing tones over a really unflattering photo of yours truly...

What do we really know about singlemaltsilk?

Sure, singlemaltsilk says she cares about ‘democracy’, ‘honesty’ and ‘honor’. But what about her openly-admitted

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[singlemaltsilk]

Hon, if it tickles you, then you're wearing it wrong. (note to self: send Gooch a copy of the official 'Fringe Conditioning, Shaping and Wearing Manual')...
*ducks*

But wait, there's more. . .

[wick_deer]

She says she wants to spread the scotch. Must be a socialist.

And in Scotland they have socialized medicine!!

Re: But wait, there's more. . .

[singlemaltsilk]

Would you rather I were more antisocial? My handlers would go for that -- they're always so cranky when I come back to the war room with empty bottles...

Wake up, America! The illegal aliens have landed!

[min0taur]

Aha! A galactic subversive! I suspected as much ... what with the distribution of revisionist fairytales and suspiciously elegant foreign garb. Probably got in because of our lax orbital patrols.

So where do I go to vote for her?

Re: Wake up, America! The illegal aliens have landed!

[singlemaltsilk]

All will be revealed in good time...
ps. When I come to power, you shall be spared...

[scs_11]

"For Chicago, SingleMaltSilk is pretty good."

... runs away ...