Oh Man! Meg and I were walking to Quick Fixx and douchebag Chris (lame roommate) was with a bunch of people signing a huge board. Some guy walks up to us and says "Would you like to pledge to..." and I cut him off cause I see Chris charging over to us.
Chris:"HEY! YOU SHOULD PLEDGE AND SIGN OUR BOARD!" David:"No." Chris:"BUT IT'S FOR THE PREVENTION OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!" David:"Well, I'm for domestic abuse. Isn't that right honey?" Meg:"Mhmm."
He's in caps because when he talks, usually, all I hear is this painful screech that makes my ears bleed but instead of blood coming out of my ears it's actually hot sauce, something I thought couldn't happen. Apparently though Chris can make it happen. He's a miracle worker.
Au contraire! There's a shit ton of teachers that're going to be retiring/being fired to make way for new teachers to be paid less. So I'll be poor but not SUPER poor.
Besides, the only way to make money anymore is to major in business, law or pre-med, shit that is not only uninteresting but also uninteresting.
ok, good luck. go down south..they always need teachers. but not to cali!! it's wayyy too expensive to live there!
hey, if i get in somewhere good i could make a lot of money in interior design. ok, not a lot of money.. but i could afford to splurge on national brand groceries instead of the cheap store brand stuff! =)
Hey! America's choice isn't just for poor people!!! *runs off sobbing hysterically*
I'm not hoping for much. It's INCREDIBLY rare to change social positions (in relation to income bracket. So I grew up middle class. I'll stay middle class.
Take the theatre, I think it would be so much more interesting using my life to scream at kids that aren't acting good. Also you can tell me that they suck when the audition. You could find the next tom cruise.
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I'm going with women's studies probably. Someone put it best...
HEY LADIES! Wanna lose a few extra pounds? BE A WOMEN STUDIES / PSYCH. MAJOR!
...(the hilarity comes from the fact that I will be poor, and will not be able to afford food HAR!).
But seriously do psych. The professors here rock the mic.
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Oh Man! Meg and I were walking to Quick Fixx and douchebag Chris (lame roommate) was with a bunch of people signing a huge board. Some guy walks up to us and says "Would you like to pledge to..." and I cut him off cause I see Chris charging over to us.
Chris:"HEY! YOU SHOULD PLEDGE AND SIGN OUR BOARD!"
David:"No."
Chris:"BUT IT'S FOR THE PREVENTION OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!"
David:"Well, I'm for domestic abuse. Isn't that right honey?"
Meg:"Mhmm."
He's in caps because when he talks, usually, all I hear is this painful screech that makes my ears bleed but instead of blood coming out of my ears it's actually hot sauce, something I thought couldn't happen. Apparently though Chris can make it happen. He's a miracle worker.
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if it was me, i'd say pick psych. =)
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Besides, the only way to make money anymore is to major in business, law or pre-med, shit that is not only uninteresting but also uninteresting.
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hey, if i get in somewhere good i could make a lot of money in interior design. ok, not a lot of money.. but i could afford to splurge on national brand groceries instead of the cheap store brand stuff! =)
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I'm not hoping for much. It's INCREDIBLY rare to change social positions (in relation to income bracket. So I grew up middle class. I'll stay middle class.
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then i'll really cry.
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