Sharing the horror...

[sineala]

I think sex scenes in trashy fantasy novels are effective when they make you burst out laughing at inappropriate points. Probably not the intended effect, but very effective nonetheless:

When he finally lifted her from the table, she cried softly, "Yes. Take me to the dragon's lair. Devour me!"

This is from page 99 of Dragon Lord of the Savage

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[antigone921]

When he finally lifted her from the table, she cried softly, "Yes. Take me to the dragon's lair. Devour me!"

...and suddenly it becomes a story about cannibalism. O.o

And, hee! at your new icon.

[sineala]

I didn't even think of that. Ewwwwwwww.

(Why, thank you. Is that a new icon of yours too?)

[eruthros]

I *heart* your new icon. But what about The Director? Surely she'd butt in to a great threesome like that. *g*

[sineala]

Thanks. :)

Oh, she would. :) I tried, but there weren't any such pictures of the four of them. It's hard to find appropriate OaT pictures; Jen was looking for Director/Li Ann/Jackie, but no luck. You'd think they'd have more promo pics. I do, however, have a Director/Li Ann icon...