FIFTY FOURTH SHOT

[sin_nom]

Trish, I've decided what you can do for me for Christmas.

Stay away from Superman.

No, really, that's all I'm asking for. It would totally make my holiday season.

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[fillmydarksoul]

...

As long as I get Batman.

[sin_nom]

Fine by me! I have more than enough issues than to deal with Batman's too. Superman's only issue is that he's lonely. That one, I can fix.

[fillmydarksoul]

That and he's in love with Lois Lane.

[sin_nom]

He'll get over it.

[thesonsent]

... huh? Who is Trish and why would she have to stay away from Superman?

[sin_nom]

She's my best friend and tends to get a kick out of harassing the good guys! Really, he doesn't need that~

You're Clark Kent, right~?

[thesonsent]

Hey, isn't that what best friend's are for?

... that's the name the chief yells.

[sin_nom]

Trust me, what Trish does is above and beyond the call of duty.

[locked ; unhackable]
I won't bother introducing myself a second time, then. ♥

[suplexing]

I think I missed something here.

[sin_nom]

Don't tell me you don't know who Superman is.

[suplexing]

No, I know who Superman is, but the whole thing with Trish staying away from him is what I meant.

GET ON AIM

[sin_nom]

Uh.

Well.

After the public disaster that her meeting you turned out to be.

I would hate for her to do it to any of my other...
friends.

[lightning_larx]

What happened to Leon? ;)

[sin_nom]

Nothing happened to Leon.

[lightning_larx]

But you're moving on already!

[sin_nom]

I'm not--

There's nothing to move on from.