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[sin_and_smokes]

I'm sure at this point, I'm not cursed. I'm just the universe's biggest screw-up. I hope something big decides to go down, so I can just beat the shit out of it. Anyone planning anything outside of setting fire to buildings that were already going to be destroyed

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[twistedcabbages]

I only did it because nobody but me gets to own your soul.

Idiot.

[sin_and_smokes]

...Did you seriously...

[twistedcabbages]

No I just didn't want you to get get laid again because no woman should have to suffer through a penis that small.

[sin_and_smokes]

Well, shit. ...wait she was going to steal my soul?

You're just angry because you'll never get a lay as good as me again, Ruin.

[jack_da_reaper]

It's alright, sir! We can be lonely and single together, with a tsundere love interest that'll never actually follow through.

[sin_and_smokes]

...Stop failing at sucking up and go stand in the corner, why don't you? Or just stop making that face at me.

[jack_da_reaper]

Y-yes sir...

Ruin totally wants you though sir. Just saying.

[sin_and_smokes]

...Yeah, right. If anyone comes looking for me, tell them my liver finally gave out and you ate my soul or something.

Also tell them I'll be back in a few days, because I can even screw dying in peace up.