Big Brother, Day 13
Day 13 started early for some...Big Brother hired some thugs to stand guard at the entrance.
Dewie was evicted without fanfare in the early hours of the morning, before the other HMs were awake. The thugs were hoping he'd resist. Beat up a woman like that...
Once BB had ensured that Dewie had well and truly left the premises, he evicted Contessa. She ran out the door, horribly ashamed and upset, just wanting to get the hell out of there.
The housemates were advised over breakfast that Dewie and Contessa had been removed from the house, and that any further acts of violence would result in the same.
Elizabeth missed the announcement though, as she'd slept through breakfast. She was tired, even while sleeping.
She was thoroughly entranced with her blooming belly. Much to her delight, Sev was too.
So much so, that he couldn't resist but sing - loudly - of his love for her and their child. He didn't really have the voice for it, but she still thought it was sweet. She just wished the pregnancy would be over with already. She was sick of waddling!
It appeared that Sev's singing was the trick, as sharp pains shot through Elizabeth's body soon after.
Sev talked Elizabeth through the breathing exercises, as they prepared themselves for the first live on tv birth.
Sev only fully realised now just where making out could lead. Oy. If only he had his potion kit...he didn't like to see her in pain.
The HMs quickly ran outside, hearing Elizabeth's screams. Sam realised just how much he did want to settle down, he was envious of Sev and Elizabeth.
Hubert wasn't really sure what was going on....and Honey just freaked out.
"This is it guys! This is it! I don't think I can do it! Can I change my mind??!"
Jesus started asking his dad for help Sam started praying that it'd be over with quickly.
Hubert managed to keep his mind on the important things - how he felt that Elizabeth was now his biggest threat in the house. This marriage and baby fiasco would surely win her the prize. Biatch!
Much faster than what she'd feared, Elizabeth soon popped out a sweet baby girl. Aww, she had her daddy's eyes.
Sam was surprised that that's all it took. Severus...oh Sev, you're so lucky your wife was too entranced with your baby daughter to notice you rawring over Honey like that. Bad husband! Bad husband!
A baby girl! Elizabeth was tired, and sore, but so very, very pleased.
So was everyone else. Pleased, that was. Though Honey had bolted away, horrified at what she'd seen. There was no way she'd be doing anything like that!
Though she did come back a few minutes later, once she'd calmed herself down, to belatedly cheer on the baby.
That seemed to cure Sev's rawring fixation.
Sev and Elizabeth fussed over their daughter, suddenly realising that they hadn't even discussed names. But they did make a pretty picture.
Sev cautiously held his daughter, and cuddled her gently. Awww. Who says that Death Eaters can't love their babies?
BB called Elizabeth into the Diary Room for a quick check over by a doctor.
He also wanted to surprise her with a crib and change table, which she thought just rocked the Casbah.
Because Elizabeth was busy with BB, Severus eventually figured out the feeding thing.
Sam and Jodie started talking - and flirting - in the bathroom. Never mind that Lily was having a shower.
Sam was somewhat pleased that Jodie and Honey had had a falling out. After his problems with Delores, his eyes had been opened to the other women in the house.
Elizabeth and Sev talked about the whole naming the baby thing. She suggested they let the public offer up some names, and would choose one of those. He thought that it was a great idea (he had NO idea about names!), so threw herself at him, showing him just how happy she was.
Sam and Jodie thought that hanging out on the bathroom floor was the right thing to do...weirdos. Honey tried to loiter nearby, all inconspicuous like. Uh huh. Lily went looking for Hubert.
As always, Lily's mind was on the ratings, and hoped that she could bring some attention away from the new family, and back to her.
Subtle, Honey, reaaaaaaaal subtle.
Sev found himself constantly drawn back to their as yet unnamed daughter. He couldn't help but gaze lovingly at her as she slept. He promised her that he'd be a better dad than what his father was.
*ahem* Not a good idea to have the child go through the change mat, ya know...a little less pressure would be good.
Lily and Hubert got all romantic outside, singing up a storm. Who'd have thought they could make Bon Jovi sound so...good?
....
Some magical children start showing their talents at an early age.
I have no idea what happened here. She was just out of the crib. Funny, though :)
Sev spent a lot of his time that day just cuddling, kissing and getting to know his baby girl. Honey was careful to avert her eyes; babies scared her.
Honey had gone to use one of the bathroom mirrors to boost her ego charisma. Jodie, feeling somewhat bitter, decided to give herself a makeover. She wanted to get rid of the horrible 'do she'd put up with, for Honey's sake.
She was quite impressed, if she did say so herself. Honey tried not to notice.
Jodie didn't mind the babies, and jumped in to help with the feeding and changing duties. She didn't want any of her own, but she didn't mind helping out.
Lunch time conversation revolved around adult interactions and the problems they can cause. Honey didn't want to be involved with anyone who was at risk of giving her any STDs, including children. Though she did like the making out part.
Unbeknownst to the housemates, evil lurked outside.
Dolores had snuck past the thugs security guards, and stole their paper. Yeah, take that Housemates who don't read the paper! Especially you, Sam! I bet that hurt him!
BB put them through their paces again, obviously not believing that new mothers shouldn't exercise for at least 6 weeks.
After a quick break, they were back at it...what is it that Honey has, that they all want?? She obviously doesn't know!
Their working out task finished up just before dinner time. Though they were tired, they felt better for it.
They all quickly showered and had dinner, before heading back to the lounge for the eviction. Lily went on and on about how she loved being on tv.
And it was time to go....Honey! She was a bit sad, but it was too painful to stay in the house.
Jodie was distraught. Despite the problems that they'd had, she was hoping they could work past them.
Sam tried to console them that it wasn't the end of the world, that they'd see each other outside.
Hubert piped up that they should've had babies instead, then they would've been guaranteed a place in the house. Sev shot daggers at him. It wasn't like he'd planned this!
Hubert obviously wasn't very good at the compassionate thing, congratulating Jodie on finding love in the house, even if that love then shat all over her happiness.
They raced out to say goodbye, with Jodie still upset, and wanted to follow Honey.
With the short term attention spans the housemates had, they got over Honey's exit and launched into yet another pillow fight.
Sam must've learnt compassion at the same school as Hubert. He, too, congratulated her on finding love. Bastards!
Honey left the house without a backwards glance. She was glad to be out of there.
Evil!Dolores had struck again! This time at the garbage can (which I missed....this time!). Honey found it quite gross.
BB gave them a treat and let them watch a football game (prerecorded, of course). Elizabeth just wanted to talk girly stuff through out. She didn't quite get football.
Though she liked the booing at the ref part.
Football made Hubert wanna make out. After the game, though. Priorities, people!
Sam's feelings for Jodie grew. Whether it was the makeover, or that Honey was now definitely out of the way, or both, he wasn't sure. The girl sure was fine!
And he let her know it.
Elizabeth happily gave up football for mothering duties. Aww, baby's first bath!
With the game over, Lily and Hubert started making plans for After The House. They agreed that they wanted to go traveling together, and Hubert promised to take her on that cruise she wanted to go on.
Jodie honed her pool skills for a while...
Before (autonomously) getting into bed with Sam. Well well well!
Lily opted to sleep by herself. As much as she loved Hubert, she liked having a bed to herself on occasion.
So, public - what do YOU think the baby should be called?
