Ex Cathedra

[simsinnippon]

His Holiness Imperius I wishes to make the following statements to the faithful regarding the massive child abuse and pedophilia ring recently unearthed by authorities.  These statements are made ex cathedra, backed by the authority of his position.

I.  **** that ****

II.  By the authority vested in me I hereby ordain jihad against these criminals.

Comments

[senschuh]

I'll get right on that as soon as I recieve my diplomatic credentials giving me immunity from prosecution by those pesky pedophile loving justice departments.