Warnings: Complete and utter insanity. Drug references.
Guest update by
ejanieey and
simofallkinds.
Marissa.
Mara.
ejanieey: She's so cute!!! Whose eyes are those?
simofallkinds: Sunbathing. At night. What, do you think you're gonna get a moon-tan????
ejanieey: Smarticacles, you have. Moontanning actually works. when you have a
weird tanning light on the porch 3 ft away. I have done that on vaca b4. >.<
Marissa: I'm on crack! Where's the kitty-erm, dealer? Aw, who am I kiddin'? It's the Kitty.
ejanieey and
simofallkinds: NO! BAD GIRL! No kitty privileges for the crack addict!
simofallkinds: Thus Mara crosses over to the crack side.
ejanieey: I object to that! It's sugar sticks! *cackles and runs off to buy pixie stix for Mara and self*
Mara: YAY! HAHAHAHA!
simofallkinds: What mnster has been created?
ejanieey: Monsters sissy. Monsters. *cackle*
simofallkinds: I guess moon-tanning is acceptable in alien society.
ejanieey: Ha ha! It works! Told ya so. *raspberrys twin*
Matthew: Do I get to comment?
ejanieey: NO!!
simsforaranya: I'm so glad the house is full, lol.
ejanieey: I'm not!
simsforaranya: I MAY have been trying to zap her for the electrocution ghost. >.>
ejanieey: YAAY. 8D
simofallkinds: Can kids even STRUT??
ejanieey: Caution. Strutting childs. Beware for your health.
simsforaranya Xaria doesn't do ANYTHING if she isn't told to.
ejanieey: Let us kill her then.
simofallkinds: Lazy bones!
ejanieey: but I'd make her get up to do it!
simofallkinds: *head-desk*
simofallkinds: How do you get plus relationship for staring at a ROAD?
ejanieey: No romance with the old lady! So quit staring at her butt! I fear for him.
simofallkinds: Poor Mackenzie, she feels left out *pout*
ejanieey: Let us buy her pixie stix. And make them do her homework. *wishes she was Mackenzie*
simofallkinds: Oi vey.
simofallkinds: yes Xaria, look like a total pot head when you meet the head master! Great way to get the kids in his school!
ejanieey: Hello professor pot-head, welcome to the Crack family!
Nicolas: *scars kids for life*
ejanieey: Are you sure it's not the head master? What does he teach at that school? How to speak hippie? /mean
Matthew: I like ghosts! I wish you were one!
Headmaster: *ignores in favor of female across table*
ooh sparkly pretty!
DUD DUH DUH!!!
simofallkinds: Gorgeous
ejanieey: Scary Preetty!
ejanieey: uuuh, he has a great personality.
simofallkinds: Decent looking
simofallkinds: And they all sleep in one room.
ejanieey: ooh, pretty room! Sweet children. *begs for cc*
ejanieey: she's sitting on waves. I WANT WAVES!!!
Melissa: Ooh a castle to destroy!
Melissa: *helps*
ejanieey: you have failed me. NOOOO!!!!!
Mara: but. but, I FAILED???
ejanieey: Yes. Yes you did. now move along. We do not care. *pats*
simsforaranya: Natalia is a very smart vampire. She plays with her daughter at night, goes to bed right before the sun comes up.
ejanieey: smart vampire. I VANT!!
simsforaranya: Natalia has been a vampire since she was like 15, and River JUST noticed? XD
ejanieey: bad River! no! smart vampires really exist now!
Mackenzie: I'm a redneck women, ain't no high class broad
Mackenzie: I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
ejanieey and
simofallkinds: sorry, couldn't resist, we took a car trip with our mom today and kept hearing it. All day.
ejanieey: *is not sorry*
simsforaranya: For the first time in the entire generation, EVERYONE was out of the house. *glee*
ejanieey: *is scared by icon* FLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVESSSS!
Mackenzie: I want date.
ALL: BAD DATE!
ejanieey and
simofallkinds: kill him. Keell him NOW!
Cinnamon miller from
fantasyrogue. ^_^
ALL: YAAAYY!!!!
simsforaranya: People are still coming over to witness the death, and she's already asking for a new date, lol.
simsforaranya: Arkham Bantioc from my Forever story.
ejanieey: HOOOT! VAANT! GIMME!
Girls: *gossip, gossip* He's cute!
ejanieey: smart girls
ejanieey: never mind. I still want him in my game.
ejanieey: *points to pine trees* those should be palm trees *goes off to find sugar*
simofallkinds: and she finishes the castle just in time to DIE!
ejanieey: BAD GRIMMY! VERY VERY BAD! *scolds*
Grim: What'd I do lady??
ejanieey: Thats Ms.Lady to you mister! Now stop killing River!
Grim: make some one beg then!
ejanieey: *spawns Grim reaper and boolProps to death*
simofallkinds: Stupid simmies.
ejanieey: that's a lot of estates
ejanieey and
simofallkinds: Good girl!
Date for Matthew.
NO COMMENT!
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simofallkinds: TWU WUV!!
simsforaranya: Alegra's ghost is NASTY. All of the kids and most of the adults have this memory.
ejanieey: BAD ALEGRA! *kicks her and Mrs. Norris*
simofallkinds: I like the plotting!
ejanieey: Marry me Matthew?
simsforaranya: Cait from my orphan challenge REALLY doesn't like Mackenzie
ejanieey: uuhh... okay then?
simofallkinds: Evil simmie is evil ^_^
ejanieey: EEEEVVVIIIIIIILL *demonic chipmunk laugh*
ejanieey:*crosses fingers* evildemonsoapevildemonsoapevildemonsoap
simofallkinds: I love that face, it's hilarious!
Mackenzie: *NOM NOM NOM* people juice is nummy!
simofallkinds: Mackenzie shall live forever!
ejanieey: I wish she was drinking our cousin Casey...*plots*
simofallkinds: WOOT! Nice job Nicolas!
ejanieey: I want his career reward
ejanieey: Who gets that face when getting love letters???
simofallkinds: Who have you been seeing dude?
ejanieey:Much better! Wait. Aren't you married?
Nicolas: Maybe.
ejanieey: all right then!
ejanieey: BAD!!
simofallkinds: Okay Moneybags. GET OUTTA THE FREAKIN' SUN!!!! And I thought she was smart! *grumble, grumble, grumble*
ejanieey:BAD!!!!
ejanieey and
simofallkinds: Aaawww!
ejanieey: sparkly! Oooh, pretty!
ejanieey: Pleasebecutepleasebecutepleasebecute
simofallkinds: Whats with the look of shock Nicolas?
simofallkinds: Pretty!
ejanieey: Puuuurrrrrrpppllllllllllee!
simofallkinds: Cute!
ejanieey: Oooh fire! *pokes*
simofallkinds: *head desk*
ejanieey: *bonks*
simofallkinds: *bonks back*
ejanieey: Can teenagers get abducted?
simofallkinds: I hope you don't have the female abduction hack.
simsforaranya: Matthew and Mackenzie are now 18 according to ACR so YAY COLLEGE for them).
ejanieey: *sings to tune of we-re off to see the wizard* We're off to see the college dean, the wonderful college dean. Because, because, because, because! Of the wonderful scholarships he gives!
simofallkinds: and she gets abducted while these two TALK!
ejanieey: It's okay, honey, they might have pie up there, *pats*
simofallkinds: HILARIOUS FACE! I warned you sweetheart.
ejanieey: They do have pie up there right?
simofallkinds: *head desk*
ejanieey: I am Pop-Eye the sailor girl!
Those behind the insanity:
Kate/
simofallkindsErika/
ejanieey Note from
simsforaranya: I cannot remembering ever laughing this hard at my own sims. TY so much, Kate and Erika! Also, all the stuff attributed to me are little notes I included with the pics I thought might need explaining. ^_^