Ouroboros Round Robin Legacy: 5.5
Warnings: censored nudity, underaged woohoo, Mrs. Crumplebottom.
*bes in awe of amazingly cool matchmaker* I ADORE the wrinkles this skin set has for elders.
Count Joe. REALLY. JOE.
A few days ago I was complaining that I had four teenagers in my house who had just learned about innuendos, and were finding them in EVERYTHING. THIS, however, would have them in hysterics. XD
Serena: *makes bee-line in attempt to lose virginity*
Count Joe: *stalks, longs for day when will have someone to love*
Me: *forces serena and bryan to take pictures instead of doing the deed*
ZOMG ZOMG IS COUNT JOE GOING TO BITE BRYAN??? That would be MOST EXCELLENT!
Erm. That was...anticlimactic. XP
:D BAT ACTION ANYONE?
Best. Talk. Action. Ever.
WHY YES, COUNT JOE IS STILL STALKING SERENA.
EEEE!!! It is Katy, Aurelius's not-girlfriend!!
Now THAT is cool. :D
How do you go from glow of awesome to mega fail with stars??
Um, I don't think you are supposed to EAT your boyfriend, Serena. Plus, you look like a duck when you do that.
*points to townie on right* BAD OUTFIT/HAIR IS BAD. Srsly. Soccer uniform and TIARA?? Who the heck thought that people should wear soccer uniforms for everyday in the first place?? Um. I'd better stop before I go off on an anti-sports tangent. My dislike has been brought to a head by my best friend's 19yo cousin being in the hospital in a coma, with the life support going to be turned off because of a bad rugby tackle. THIS IS NOT RECREATION. Parents should not be encouraging their children to do something where there are MANY accidents that leave young people crippled or dead. NOT GOOD. Oh yes, no tangent. Sorry. >.>
ANYWAY. The townie on the left is naughtydolphin/simtasia's FC3 founder entry. SHE IS SO PRETTY. And makes the most adorable chilrens. :D
Oh Count Joe. I feel sorry for you. :(
Or not. PEEPING TOM.
Note how the whole time Serena was being smacked by Mrs. Crumplebottom, Bryan was having an animated discussion with Count Joe. WAY TO CARE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Hm? Right after getting away from the evil old hag they jumped straight back in for a second go and attracted a large crowd? Yes?
Holy cow, I've got some pretty townies. :O
Even if some of them are a little...slow on the uptake.
BACK TO RAQUELLA'S DATE.
Serena = the opposite of her father. No teen births in a round robin, so on birth control you go!
Snogging. :D
Fitness!
EEEEE I far prefer the love letter to either of the flowers you get from better dates. Only there is something wrong with my game and the letters vanish into Nowheresville instead of going into the sim's inventory where I can show them off. :(
*random pretty picture of serena proving that she is still my favorite*
HELL NO. Jamie is Bryan's FATHER. FATHER!!!
Trees that work as scratching posts? MOST WIN PET ITEM EVER.
Vorian is totally playing music for Serena to practice to, yes? XD
The noogies. never. stop.
Smelling the flowers or throwing up? I CHOOSE THE LATTER.
EEEWWWW....wait, I can't say that, as Serena was conceived in a space ship, not that bed. STILL. YOUR FATHER AND STEP-MOTHER'S BED. Use a couch, sheesh.
I'm beginning to think that Juno's plan of galactic domination has to do with getting people to hug her. O.o
This is Jamie. Bryan's father. Who called Serena up to ask her out. He is also a non-alien version of my own Dale Forest. I may have tweeked his nose a bit. I forget. XD
Vorian. Stats. Family/knowledge.
Since Aurelius couldn't interact with Katy, to my great sadness, he got a new girlfriend. She came home from work with him. ^_^
The first kiss video has got to be one of the cutest ones EVER. Maybe not as cute as alien birth, but VERY CLOSE.
*sighs* They both have all the skills they need, and Nutmeg's maxed in everything, so I let them have free reign. Making out on the couch and primping. XD
Normal after-school routine. And yes, I couldn't be bothered to call the headmaster back to get Vorian into private school. >.>
ZOMG. Serena actually GOES TO A WINDOW to look at rain. *is flabbergasted*
Woah. I didn't know that flabbergasted was actually a word!
PRETTY.
AAAANNNNDDD WE HAVE LTW!
Aurelius, baby? The butterflies are a leeetttleee higher then that.
I find it teh funnies that when a sim with maxed music/dance enthusiasm does one of those actions, a spotlight goes on them and there is the sound of cheering. XD
No matter how many times I do it, even if I JUST told the sim to teach the pet to play dead, it always freaks me out for a second. >.>
I'm GUESSING it had to do with age, but at this point the older kids all got 'promoted' to adult jobs, and none of them got on the bus. Aurelius could go to school via car, but Serena and Raquella couldn't. Which makes NO sense, as Aurelius is OLDER then the girls. O.o
They also come home to THIS every day after school. *facepalm*
SERENA IS A PRIMPER!!
And a boyfriend's-neck-nommer. XD
And a butt-feeler-upper. ;)
Three cheers for Fry!
Most perfect couple careers ever, yes? She builds the destroy the world machines, and he does the destroying. HMMM. *strokes chin in meditative fashion* Perhaps this is why Vorian wants to be a Captain Hero, to undo all the disasters his parents so delightfully cause?
Oh hush, I was getting nostalgic about the Knights. >.>
Apparently the reading populace likes nostalgic.
WHY YES I USED THE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER. XD
One last tickle.
One last primp.
One last game of rock-paper-scissors...
For Vorian is 18 and everyone gets to grow up!
Aurelius.
Serena.
Raquella in two angles because I couldn't decide which was better.
And last and maybe least, The Jaw of WTF Vorian.
PLEASE GO HERE TO VOTE IN THE HEIR POLL!!!
*bes in awe of amazingly cool matchmaker* I ADORE the wrinkles this skin set has for elders.
Count Joe. REALLY. JOE.
A few days ago I was complaining that I had four teenagers in my house who had just learned about innuendos, and were finding them in EVERYTHING. THIS, however, would have them in hysterics. XD
Serena: *makes bee-line in attempt to lose virginity*
Count Joe: *stalks, longs for day when will have someone to love*
Me: *forces serena and bryan to take pictures instead of doing the deed*
ZOMG ZOMG IS COUNT JOE GOING TO BITE BRYAN??? That would be MOST EXCELLENT!
Erm. That was...anticlimactic. XP
:D BAT ACTION ANYONE?
Best. Talk. Action. Ever.
WHY YES, COUNT JOE IS STILL STALKING SERENA.
EEEE!!! It is Katy, Aurelius's not-girlfriend!!
Now THAT is cool. :D
How do you go from glow of awesome to mega fail with stars??
Um, I don't think you are supposed to EAT your boyfriend, Serena. Plus, you look like a duck when you do that.
*points to townie on right* BAD OUTFIT/HAIR IS BAD. Srsly. Soccer uniform and TIARA?? Who the heck thought that people should wear soccer uniforms for everyday in the first place?? Um. I'd better stop before I go off on an anti-sports tangent. My dislike has been brought to a head by my best friend's 19yo cousin being in the hospital in a coma, with the life support going to be turned off because of a bad rugby tackle. THIS IS NOT RECREATION. Parents should not be encouraging their children to do something where there are MANY accidents that leave young people crippled or dead. NOT GOOD. Oh yes, no tangent. Sorry. >.>
ANYWAY. The townie on the left is naughtydolphin/simtasia's FC3 founder entry. SHE IS SO PRETTY. And makes the most adorable chilrens. :D
Oh Count Joe. I feel sorry for you. :(
Or not. PEEPING TOM.
Note how the whole time Serena was being smacked by Mrs. Crumplebottom, Bryan was having an animated discussion with Count Joe. WAY TO CARE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Hm? Right after getting away from the evil old hag they jumped straight back in for a second go and attracted a large crowd? Yes?
Holy cow, I've got some pretty townies. :O
Even if some of them are a little...slow on the uptake.
BACK TO RAQUELLA'S DATE.
Serena = the opposite of her father. No teen births in a round robin, so on birth control you go!
Snogging. :D
Fitness!
EEEEE I far prefer the love letter to either of the flowers you get from better dates. Only there is something wrong with my game and the letters vanish into Nowheresville instead of going into the sim's inventory where I can show them off. :(
*random pretty picture of serena proving that she is still my favorite*
HELL NO. Jamie is Bryan's FATHER. FATHER!!!
Trees that work as scratching posts? MOST WIN PET ITEM EVER.
Vorian is totally playing music for Serena to practice to, yes? XD
The noogies. never. stop.
Smelling the flowers or throwing up? I CHOOSE THE LATTER.
EEEWWWW....wait, I can't say that, as Serena was conceived in a space ship, not that bed. STILL. YOUR FATHER AND STEP-MOTHER'S BED. Use a couch, sheesh.
I'm beginning to think that Juno's plan of galactic domination has to do with getting people to hug her. O.o
This is Jamie. Bryan's father. Who called Serena up to ask her out. He is also a non-alien version of my own Dale Forest. I may have tweeked his nose a bit. I forget. XD
Vorian. Stats. Family/knowledge.
Since Aurelius couldn't interact with Katy, to my great sadness, he got a new girlfriend. She came home from work with him. ^_^
The first kiss video has got to be one of the cutest ones EVER. Maybe not as cute as alien birth, but VERY CLOSE.
*sighs* They both have all the skills they need, and Nutmeg's maxed in everything, so I let them have free reign. Making out on the couch and primping. XD
Normal after-school routine. And yes, I couldn't be bothered to call the headmaster back to get Vorian into private school. >.>
ZOMG. Serena actually GOES TO A WINDOW to look at rain. *is flabbergasted*
Woah. I didn't know that flabbergasted was actually a word!
PRETTY.
AAAANNNNDDD WE HAVE LTW!
Aurelius, baby? The butterflies are a leeetttleee higher then that.
I find it teh funnies that when a sim with maxed music/dance enthusiasm does one of those actions, a spotlight goes on them and there is the sound of cheering. XD
No matter how many times I do it, even if I JUST told the sim to teach the pet to play dead, it always freaks me out for a second. >.>
I'm GUESSING it had to do with age, but at this point the older kids all got 'promoted' to adult jobs, and none of them got on the bus. Aurelius could go to school via car, but Serena and Raquella couldn't. Which makes NO sense, as Aurelius is OLDER then the girls. O.o
They also come home to THIS every day after school. *facepalm*
SERENA IS A PRIMPER!!
And a boyfriend's-neck-nommer. XD
And a butt-feeler-upper. ;)
Three cheers for Fry!
Most perfect couple careers ever, yes? She builds the destroy the world machines, and he does the destroying. HMMM. *strokes chin in meditative fashion* Perhaps this is why Vorian wants to be a Captain Hero, to undo all the disasters his parents so delightfully cause?
Oh hush, I was getting nostalgic about the Knights. >.>
Apparently the reading populace likes nostalgic.
WHY YES I USED THE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER. XD
One last tickle.
One last primp.
One last game of rock-paper-scissors...
For Vorian is 18 and everyone gets to grow up!
Aurelius.
Serena.
Raquella in two angles because I couldn't decide which was better.
And last and maybe least, The Jaw of WTF Vorian.
PLEASE GO HERE TO VOTE IN THE HEIR POLL!!!