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WARNING: An instance or two of swearing, ball jokes and woohoo
My turn! I'm gonna try to churn these out quickly so I'm done by the time my turn for the Fauna RR turns up.
There's one whole PT feature this update- Aida January bydorkasaur
She has no clue what she's being roped into :P
I lost the first few pictures. They were boring, so it isn't important. Heir is Chase Mosher. Blonde girl is Aida by dorkasaur
Chase likes to get right down to business.
Chase: Can I deflower you?
Aida: *+500*
Aida: It depends. Do you recycle?
Chase: Hell yes baby!
Chase: Because the earth is really important and stuff.
Aida: Wtf? No >:(
That was her face. I love her <3
Aida: Oh ya, Earth!
They went inside for wooing
Chase: You're real pretty!
Aida: Why thank you!
Chase: I love big, round balls.
Aida: Ohmysimgod he's gay :( I like balls too!
Both: Lolololololol
Prepare for an uncaptioned football montage
/end montage
Chase: I love your ball handling skills
Aida: *swoons*
Then they just... stared at eachother. It was cute and creepy all at once.
Aida: *crushes*
Chase: Yes! She is soon to be mine!
Chase: Ti amo bella <3
Aida: How sweet *swoons*
Uck. They're so disgustingly perfect for eachother.
Chase: You have very smooth arms.
Aida: *in a nasaly Fran voice* Thanks doll'in
That is his flirting face. Aida is lucky to have nabbed such a hot piece of pixels.
This... is Aida's flirt face. Its kind of cute.
~smooch~
We sent Aida back to PTHQ (Pixel Trade Head Quarters) aka Goth Manor so that Chase could eat.
And skill.
Aida came right back over, though. I think she's stalking him.
Aida: Stalking? What are you talking about? *big smile*
Its not like any of us are complaining, though.
Chase: *woos*
They're two bolters by the way.
~cue showtunes~
~bffs~
Chase: OH god, that matchmaker is fugly!
She will soon be ours. We need a uterus woman in this house to soothe Chase's family sim wants.
He made this face when he asked her to move in.
Chase: What if she says no?!
He didn't have to worry.
Aida: Finish taking my picture so I can go sex Chase.
Me: You do that then. Make sure I get babies.
I get babies :D
There wasn't a job in Dance so we got a job in athletics instead.
Chase: Lol sex.
God, what are you, twelve?
Aida: Chasey-boo, I'm pregnant
Chase: *chokes on cereal*
Aida: Aren't you so excited?
Chase: *deep breath* Yes
Chase: Infact, Aida January, I have a present for you.
Aida: Gasp! A box!
Chase: Will you marry me so that mom and mom don't cut off my penis for getting you pregnant?
Cliffhanger!
Next time: Will Aida accept or reject Chase's proposal? Will Chase's mothers come after him? Will I remember to update?
Find out next time!