Burns: Smithers, where is that union representitive? He's 20 minutes late! Smithers: I don't know, sir. He hasn't been seen since he promised to clean up the union. Football Player: Whoooa! What the hell?!? **Incomplete Pass To The Helmet**
Oh good god!! How could I have forgotten my most absolute top Simpsons quote is from this episode!!
Abe Simpson: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe. Sooo, I decided to go to Moiganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle. And in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on'em. "Give me five bee's for a quarter," you'd say. No where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. We didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones.
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Smithers: I don't know, sir. He hasn't been seen since he promised to clean up the union.
Football Player: Whoooa! What the hell?!? **Incomplete Pass To The Helmet**
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Abe Simpson: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe. Sooo, I decided to go to Moiganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle. And in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on'em. "Give me five bee's for a quarter," you'd say. No where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. We didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones.
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I think it's one of the very best.
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