I found this amusing (from fark.com comments)

[simple__man]

Things I've learned about Women and Cats

Comments

[phoenixangel13]

haha finally someone to prove that women are not the worst things in the world.

[simple__man]

Nooo, women are the bestest. Women are nice and soft and lovely and wonderful. It's the damn men who dress up like women who give me fits. *hide me*

[phoenixangel13]

aww *hides poor nicky* what's your man doing to give you fits?

[simple__man]

Stealing my cigarettes! He keeps saying they're bad for me or something. MADNESS I TELL YOU MADNESS!! That, and he's a BITCH!! I mean, he's a beautiful, beautiful, lovely man. That's what I said. *shifty eyes*

There is officially such a thing as too much togetherness.

[little_himself]

You are such a pussy.

You know it kills you when you smoke and you're sick. Just let him take the damned things.

[little_himself]

Hi. :)

[simple__man]

I dun wanna. I love them. They love me too. OUR LOVE CANNOT BE DENIED!!!

[simple__man]

There is no way I can answer that that won't get me killed. ^^

[simple__man]

You don't love me *cry*

[simple__man]

*snorking* That's somehow inappropriately appropriate. Brava!