The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 3.01
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previously: I disappeared for several months but continued to play my game and take pictures haphazardly. So what follows is a catch up chapter of sorts, so that you can all be where I am. In the story I mean, not in like, life. Okay, let's get to it. *takes a deep breath*
Remember baby Fluffy? Well he turned into toddler Fluffy.
Then child Fluffy.
Cupcake became teenage Cupcake.
And was interested in this girl, named Ryker. He took her clubbing to seem cool and bad ass.
But that plan backfired when he was brought home by the police. Freckles flipped out. Cupcake flipped out. But Cupcake's real issue was this:
Pumpking also had a birthday.
And she grew into one Hot Mamma and she knew just what to do with her newfound powers.
Go to the clubs, get shmammered, and get a boy.
This boy in fact. Eddie. He wasn't too bright, but Pumpkin dug him.
This annoyed Cupcake, because Freckles always forgave Pumpkin and blamed Cupcake for taking his little ol' baby sister out. To meet boys.
But Ryker dug that bad boy attitude and agreed to be his girlfriend.
With a girlfriend in his pocket, Pumpkin deemed it was Cupcake's sole responsibility to help her get a boyfriend. Which mostly involved distracting bouncers while she snuck in to the high profile clubs.
But it never ended well.
Freckles was torn about what to do about Pumpkin. Cupcake was ignoring her entirely now, and based any argument they had around Freckles being too hard on him and too easy on Pumpkin.
Freckles didn't like it.
So she flipped on Pumpkin. Pumpkin didn't like that. And Pumpkin was one feisty lady. If Freckles thought Cupcake could hold a huff, she'd never met anything like Pumpkin.
Oh, and when Freckles wasn't busy fighting her teenaged kids, she was eating the maid.
Pumpkin eventually got her boy. And she didn't intend to let him go.
Of course her Uncle Squishy made that difficult.
Pumpkin: Uncle Squishy, if you've come to yell at or harass my boyfriend I'll hurt you.
Squishy: I just want to spend some quality time with my neice!
See, Squishy had recently reconnected with his brother Porkchop, and realized that he'd been missing some quality familial love.
Markus was still a ghostbuster, and terrorized the spirit world on a nightly basis.
But it took a toll on his emotional well-being.
Peanut also had a birthday, and she was one fierce silver fox.
Her and Gage made an effort to cheer Markus up, but his simple-mindedness could be a little tiring after awhile.
Gage was still around and kicking, but he spent a lot of time with Fluffy.
Fluffy was kind of a neglected child. Pumpkin and Cupcake were hormonal hurricanes of terror and destruction, and Fluffy was just kind of cute.
So he took up inventing to spice up his life. Because nothing says cool like burn marks.
Freckles was tired of her older children's scorn and felt compelled to patch things up with Cupcake. Cupcake listened, but he wasn't really interested in her apologies.
He was too busy with Ryker.
Pumpkin disagreed with this.
Pumpkin seemed to feel that dating was a contest, and Cupcake was definitely winning. Pumpkin didn't like to lose.
Freckles was just glad Pumpkin was talking to her again.
At this point I built them a new house. I felt compelled and thought it would help inspire me again. It just made Gage's allergies act up.
And it had a trampoline. Right, that was the main reason I built them a house. Fun stuff to do.
But they couldn't seem to get to it.
Oh yea, and before they moved, Squishy peed himself.
Squishy: I hate you for telling everyone about that.
I also decided to move them to New Riverview, but before I did that, Squishy found himself a very attractive lady-friend. They met when she denied him access to an exclusive club. Several times.
Shortly after the move Fluffy grew up and decided to rock the "Kooky, alternative inventor" angle. It worked for him.
Pumpkin was just depressed. Her boyfriend was in Bridgeport.
But I couldn't bare to keep them apart so I brought him and his family along.
Fluffy was depressed too. Some super hot chick was always skulking around his favourite spot for collecting scrap.
This is when Fluffy realized he liked girls.
Ryker also showed up in New Riverview. See her and Eddie lived together. They were intended Mrmpfle mating machines foster kids.
Cupcake still largely ignored his mother, but now it was more just habit than anything else. Freckles tried to not care.
The Mrmpfle's also got a hot tub.
Peanut dug this very much.
So did Gage.
When Gage wasn't getting it on hot tub style with his lady friend, he was chilling at the coolest, emptiest clubs. Which was all of them.
Freckles was spending her time playing guitar at the park, at night.
And Pumpkin was busy swooning over Eddie when she wasn't with Eddie.
Squishy got an ugly tattoo.
Oh yea, and his lady friend followed him to New Riverview. Squishy was happy about this.
Her name was Deirdre, and she quit her job as a bouncer to become a stylist. She was good at it.
Ryker also wanted to be a stylist.
She was not good at it.
Pumpkin just wanted to win the dating game.
Eddie just wanted to look at Pumpkin's bewbs.
But Pumpkin had way more on her mind.
And what Pumpkin wants...
Pumpkin gets.
Fluffy was just happy that Claude wanted to talk to him. So he asked her out. She said yes, like a boss.
But she wasn't sure if her new, hardcore boyfriend was a hardcore as he said.
But he was a good cuddler, so she didn't care.
Pumpkin started feeling weird. And she did not like it. She'd definitely won the dating game, so why didn't she feel so awesome about it?
Squishy was winning the dating game too. He asked Deirdre to marry him.
And she did. At the salon, in a towel. Classy.
Peanut was still hardcore.
And so was Freckles.
Freckles: Fuck yea. Victory.
Deirdre moved in and her and Squishy went straight to work on making a baby. Squishy was over the moon.
Pumpkin was not over the moon. She even got into a fight with Eddie's other foster sister, Sharon. They fought regularly.
Pumpkin turned to eating to make her feel better. It didn't help.
Finally she broke down about it all to her newly reformed, caring Uncle Squishy.
And then, midsentence, she splattered all over his shoes.
Squishy was confused.
Then he got it.
Squishy: Shit! You're pregnant!
Pumpkin: Fuck.
Pumpkin is hardcore. She drove herself to the hospital, like a boss.
Eddie tried to show up, but running is hard work.
Pumpkin was not impressed with this baby development.
Her baby smell pushed Deirdre over the edge, and she went into baby birthing mode.
Her and Squishy had a baby girl. This is what she looks like. Then they moved out because, hello crowded house?
Markus was surprised to find he was called to Porkchop's house. He was more surprised to find that Porkchop's wife, Kirby, was in possession of a baby.
Markus: Where did that baby come from?
Kirby: Hello! Ghost!
Fluffy set himself on fire.
But Freckles was unconcerned.
She had a baby to tend to.
Peanut was still a boss, and ate cake for breakfast cause "When you're old, you can do whatever you want."
Fluffy wanted to be just like her.
Peaches, the illegitimate daughter of Pumpkin, toddler-fied.
And Ryker grew up too.
So did Cupcake, surprise surprise, and they got married.
Peanut was a hardcore celebrity and was photo-bombed at the party.
Porkchop and Fluffy were all swoony, and Squishy was embarrassed by the whole ordeal.
Then this bitch went and ruined everything.
Oh, and Pumpkin went home and realized she'd left her baby at the butterfly conservatory and had to go back for Peaches.
Then things got boring. Peanut grilled (like a boss, naturally).
Pumpkin tried to be an involved parent.
And Claude hated on Pumpkin something fierce.
And Fluffy thought it was super hot.
And that's what you missed on Glee the Mrmpfles.
I've gone ahead and decided Fluffy will be heir. I was leaning towards Pumpkin because she's awesome, but then she went and got herself pregnant and I just didn't dig it. Plus, I love Claude.