mayday mayday SOS

[silviakundera]

fuck, I have just been having the most awful week. Just beyond awful. I'm sure you've all been there.

People need to tell me happy things!

About your favorite Sherlock/John crossover fics and about The Vampire Diaries and how Stefan/Elena/Damon are in love, and why The Social Network's Eduardo is magic, and that I'm not crazy pants for shipping

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[kachera]

I *have* had those weeks and they are of the suck

[silviakundera]

oh, I LOVE VIDS. You are wonderous. ♥

I'm going to watch these, and then go rewatch that Mark/Eduardo vid to 'Cry Me A River', because you've reminded me that Justin's character is WADE and that never stops being funny to me.

[meinnim]

Eduardo is magic because he took all of the grimoires and created some kind of an algorithm so it would spit out the right spell whenever Damon needed it. Math is not my strong suit. Can algorithms do that?

Okay, wait, no, Eduardo somehow strong armed (pulled the Bambi eyes!) Mark into creating a search engine program specifically for the grimoire entries. Any time Damon needs a spell in a pinch to fight off the Big Bad, all he has to do is type in keywords to do a search.**

And Damon is all hmmm, Eduardo's a useful guy to have around.

**I'm remembering your entry about color coding stuff from the grimoires.

[silviakundera]

.. andthentheyhavesex. *g*

I just feel like Eduardo needs to get his ass down to Mystic Falls and team up with Elena, and then between the two of them their soft eyes and soft little squishy hearts can FIX EVERYTHING WRONG EVER. Stefan's on a murder spree? loljk, Eduardo&Elena gave him hugs.

He'll be like, "Damon, I like you just the way you are TOO" and be the only one who's not phased when Damon's a dick, and then he can help Elena throw chairs through windows when people fuck with their vampires (HOW DARE YOU?)

[meinnim]

be the only one who's not phased when Damon's a dick

When Damon's being a dick, Eduardo doesn't bat an eye and just says, "Have you eaten anything today? Maybe you should eat because you're grumpy. Here, have some of my blood."

he can help Elena throw chairs through windows when people fuck with their vampires (HOW DARE YOU?)

Yeah, he'll graduate from smashing laptops to smashing windows. If there is any kind of higher vampire court, maybe he'll sue the Big Bad too. Ha.

I want Eduardo and Alaric to be friends. And Alaric can teach Eduardo to be a hunter and use gadgets and weapons, just in case he needs it.

[silviakundera]

HE WOULD BE SO PRECIOUS WITH ONE OF ALARIC'S ARM BANDS WITH THE STAKE ATTACHED.

He could lay around drinking with Alaric & Damon and they love that he always comes bearing aged, expensive bottles of booze. He's all: *shrugs* "Long story, I've got a lot of money to burn."

[swirlsofblue]

These aren't new, but are some of my favourite fun Damon/Stefan/Elena fics;

http://softly-me.livejournal.com/127729.html?thread=1663985#t1663985
(Despite title, it's a sweet little fic with no death in it)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/177266
(A three thousand word fic full of amusing Stefan/Elena/Damon moments)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/128214
(Crackish fic where Stefan tries to deny his threesome love and fails)

[swirlsofblue]

Lol, *face palms* I just went to look at the fic again, didn't even realise the last one was written by you, sorry *klutz moment*

[silviakundera]

hee, I'm just happy you'd rec me. ;)