You have to choose.

[silvercurse]

Who would you have sex with, Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?

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[cut_paste_twist]

holy shit that is a disturbingly seductive photo of bill gates. baahahaha, so obvs gonna have to go with him.

[silvercurse]

He is lying on his desk with dreamy eyes. He'd like to input some commands into your DOS, baby.

[cut_paste_twist]

O MY! Now I'm all flustered!

[sweetrecovery]

Bill Gates look sort of like Sean Van Vleet there.

[silvercurse]

Whoa, now that you mention it, he looks exactly like Sean. Jesus.

[makesomelove]

BILL GATES

[silvercurse]

DOES BILL GATES ONLY OWN ONE OUTFIT? WHO CARES BECAUSE IT'S COMING STRAIGHT OFF.

[heartscientist]

I... kind of have a soft spot for Bill Gates the size of Jupiter, can't lie. Look at his *sweater*! I think he's kind of precious.

Also: no porntache.

[silvercurse]

He is beyond precious. He's even adorable when getting arrested.

[heartscientist]

BILL! *chinhands* I can't believe he was arrested, that is LOLARIOUS. He looks so happy about it, too, in his little floral shirt.

...shit he really reminds me of ryro in the face-on mugshot. it's the floral shirt and the growing-out bowlcut!

[silvercurse]

He was arrested for speeding in New Mexico! Of all things. He looks so chipper in his sweater/non-matching shirt combo.

...I think you may have just discovered Ryan Ross' secret style idol.

[thekatiefactor]

I went trick-or-treating at Steve Jobs' house, but he didn't answer the door himself.

[silvercurse]

Oh yeah, you do live in the area! Did his treats become obsolescent once you took them home? BECAUSE STEVE, REALLY, IT'S GONE TOO FAR.

[thekatiefactor]

No, I think I actually still have it because I always forget Halloween candy exists about a week after Halloween.