Oh yes, that's very sexy.

[silveraj]

Here at Porn Central, we recently launched a UK adult industry news and reviews site, which we've been asking pornstars and producers to write content for.

One of the sections that's still pretty empty is Erotic Stories, but today I got our first submission. It begins:

"Bill’s eyes glowed like two currants in a bun."

o_O

I have no words.

Comments

[bluecassandra]

You know. I've decided we could probably make a book from all the crazy on the forums, and I reckon you shoudl too :)

[illdrinn]

Now now, could have been bulbous like the date in a bun.

[redfetishfreak]

that has made my bloody day!

[bellezzarubata]

I like it but not very porn-esque?

[kayteanese]

i thought i was the only person to use wording like that?! ^_~

nice one XD