Screencapt Adventure - MG2:SS Part Two - Infiltration and Fun with the Radio
To get my mind off of feeling guilty about something. I have put together my next batch of screencaps. Sorry about flooding you guys with this stuff, especially if you don't care.
This one is considerably longer than my last batch. Sorry about the load time, everyone.
Previous
Right, we all know this part... Crawling through the vents. No biggie. Just....boring... not even a Maryl to ogle or anything
Let's go..... LEFT!
Bullets! I NEED THOSE TO KILL GUARDS!
What's up this way, Snake wonders...
Hm. A loading screen. Interesting...
Snake: HAI GUYS! Nice tank can I drive?!
Guard: *ignores the idiot in green who crawled his way into a dead end*
Snake: HAI IZ THER WAYZ DOWN?!
Guard: Just ignore him and he'll go away...
Snake: *just gets pissed and leaves*
Snake tries another direction. It leads him back outside.
Snake: Dammit. Hey, another guard... Don't look up don'tlookupdon'tlookup...
Guard: *on radio* Idiot sighted, over. Idiot sighted, over.
The backtrack... We become good friends with this in Metal Gear games. The epic BACKTRACK for the one little tiny thing you missed that you need to blow some lame ass boss like 'Running Man' to pieces. I will spare you most of the pain of the backtrack in my caps.
Golly GEE, I think I found the way in! And not a guard in sight! SCORE!
...
what's that beeping sound?
OH fuck.
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!
That's nice crazy stalker lady, but how did you get my number!? TOP SECRET MISSION! NO TIME TO CHAT!
Thus Snake learns not to go out drinking the night before a mission! And not to give his top secret codec number to strangers!
Super.
Snake: ...
Of course, in any Metal Gear game, the first thing you do when you learn someone's number...
YOU CALL THEM UNTIL THEY RUN OUT OF STUFF TO SAY! Which she did... rather quickly!
I took these screens in a later part of the game but shoved them here so we could all look at my item screens(AKA LOOT SCREEN!). Mmmm Beretta... M9
SMOKES! YOU NEED THESE!
...
Lucky Strikers? HUH.
I love this, each of the rations has a little description of what's in it. Mmmmm chocolate...
Snake: So far so good.
I promptly got sighted the moment I set foot in the next screen.
Snake: Ignore the man behind the box.
Snake: IGNORE ME!
Snake: ...ah... Thank you box that my head is so obviously peeking out from behind.
Heee... They can't seeee me!
Snake: I am just that awesome...
PLZ no looking my way!
Snake: Well... fuck.
Also turns out, they can see me if I'm higher than them but not if I'm lower than them.
I am... in a word, cornered.
COME! Climb the stairs of DEATH!
Snake: Heh heh heh...
The camera, doesn't see me because I'm lower than it... um... I guess.
Oooh a DOOR!
Okay, I couldn't catch the cap but.. here an anthem starts to play and those two salute and stand at attention... apparently. It sound suspiciously like the US national anthem.
On the screen is the map Holly was talking about. We will go just about everywhere on that damned map. Seem a tad familiar? It should.
Onward to the Elevators!
You punch the button to make the elevator come. Unfortunately.. it makes a sound that gets nearby guards all curious and '?'
HALLO ELEVATOR! Second floor plz!
You can to pick the left or right side to go up or down... Some elevators are broken and don't go to all the floors. Like this one, it only goes up.
muttergrumble.
FFGGDDKFFJFFFF! The floor. The /FLOOR/. The floor here makes SOUNDS when you walk on it. A little 'tink-tink' when you walk.
This, of course will lead to the guards going '?' and looking around for you.
Snake: *muttergrumble* stupid floor *mutter*
KEYCARD! MINE!
Snake: :D
Snake: :D
Nummy...
I promptly get spotted seconds later...
And killed...
From the 2nd floor, the other elevator will take you down the the basement levels,
I can't really do much at either of them yet.
Well have some fun with the trash compacter on this level later... <3
I got a little lost at this point and kind of forgot where I was going... so of course, TIME TO BUG PEOPLE ON THE RADIO!
Snake: TELL ME THE EXTENISIVE HISTORY OF THIS PLACE!
Snake: Uh..huh.
A deck? Like an oak deck where the they BBQs?
WEAPONS?! SWEET!
... DO YOU THINK SO, REALLY?!?!
Like how to make baskets?
Snake: Heh heh heh... new person to bug.
Snake: OKAY! :D
How Liquid ever passed himself off as you I'll never know.. I mean really, lookit you, you're clearly Japanese! and NOT BLOND!
Snake: ..um...
Snake: Great... now that's all I can think about you asshole! I hope you're happy I've just threw my whole game because of you!
Snake promptly mesmerizes himself by looking directly into some flashing lights. While the guards just stare at the crazy person who has infiltrated their base to stare at shiny things. Then they shrug and shoot him in the head. Great plan Miller, great plan.
BECAUSE I"M DEHYDRATED!
Snake starts balling in the middle of the complex all Sims2 style. The guards just stare at the crazy man who has infiltrated their base just to start balling because he ran out of bullets, or rations, or doesn't have the right keycard. They shrug and shoot him in the HEAD!
Snake: Uh..huh..
Snake: Maybe that's because I'm fucking dehydrated from all this sweating and crying I've been doing?!?!
Snake: BUT RATIONS ARE LIFE! Don't tell me to not use them!
Snake: But I'm FUCKING DEHYDRATED!
Snake: *starts foaming at the mouth* GRRGOGDDFDFDSSSFDD!
Snake: I'm so CONFUSED! *cries!*
Snake:Um.... are we talking about what I think we're talking about? Just what kind of 'Master' are you, anyway?
Snake: What about all that sweat and tears you keep telling me to leave behind?!
Snake: YA DON"T SAY!?!
Snake: *eye-twitches*
Snake: *sharpens his knife* Will to survive.....*eye-twitch* Will to survive... *twitch*
Later that day, Miller is sprung upon by a frothing at the mouth crazy man in a green bandanna. Miller is found brutally murdered with a message written in blood, "HE DIDN"T SWEAT ENOUGH!"
But in this case they also crush them into ground with the heel of their boot and grind sand into their eyes and put lemon juice in their wounds and kick them in balls while sluging them in the gut!
(Snake couldn't take it anymore and fell through a trap door.)
DAMN YOU, HIDEO, DAMN YOU!
Next Time: Snake's first boss battle!
This one is considerably longer than my last batch. Sorry about the load time, everyone.
Previous
Right, we all know this part... Crawling through the vents. No biggie. Just....boring... not even a Maryl to ogle or anything
Let's go..... LEFT!
Bullets! I NEED THOSE TO KILL GUARDS!
What's up this way, Snake wonders...
Hm. A loading screen. Interesting...
Snake: HAI GUYS! Nice tank can I drive?!
Guard: *ignores the idiot in green who crawled his way into a dead end*
Snake: HAI IZ THER WAYZ DOWN?!
Guard: Just ignore him and he'll go away...
Snake: *just gets pissed and leaves*
Snake tries another direction. It leads him back outside.
Snake: Dammit. Hey, another guard... Don't look up don'tlookupdon'tlookup...
Guard: *on radio* Idiot sighted, over. Idiot sighted, over.
The backtrack... We become good friends with this in Metal Gear games. The epic BACKTRACK for the one little tiny thing you missed that you need to blow some lame ass boss like 'Running Man' to pieces. I will spare you most of the pain of the backtrack in my caps.
Golly GEE, I think I found the way in! And not a guard in sight! SCORE!
...
what's that beeping sound?
OH fuck.
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!
That's nice crazy stalker lady, but how did you get my number!? TOP SECRET MISSION! NO TIME TO CHAT!
Thus Snake learns not to go out drinking the night before a mission! And not to give his top secret codec number to strangers!
Super.
Snake: ...
Of course, in any Metal Gear game, the first thing you do when you learn someone's number...
YOU CALL THEM UNTIL THEY RUN OUT OF STUFF TO SAY! Which she did... rather quickly!
I took these screens in a later part of the game but shoved them here so we could all look at my item screens(AKA LOOT SCREEN!). Mmmm Beretta... M9
SMOKES! YOU NEED THESE!
...
Lucky Strikers? HUH.
I love this, each of the rations has a little description of what's in it. Mmmmm chocolate...
Snake: So far so good.
I promptly got sighted the moment I set foot in the next screen.
Snake: Ignore the man behind the box.
Snake: IGNORE ME!
Snake: ...ah... Thank you box that my head is so obviously peeking out from behind.
Heee... They can't seeee me!
Snake: I am just that awesome...
PLZ no looking my way!
Snake: Well... fuck.
Also turns out, they can see me if I'm higher than them but not if I'm lower than them.
I am... in a word, cornered.
COME! Climb the stairs of DEATH!
Snake: Heh heh heh...
The camera, doesn't see me because I'm lower than it... um... I guess.
Oooh a DOOR!
Okay, I couldn't catch the cap but.. here an anthem starts to play and those two salute and stand at attention... apparently. It sound suspiciously like the US national anthem.
On the screen is the map Holly was talking about. We will go just about everywhere on that damned map. Seem a tad familiar? It should.
Onward to the Elevators!
You punch the button to make the elevator come. Unfortunately.. it makes a sound that gets nearby guards all curious and '?'
HALLO ELEVATOR! Second floor plz!
You can to pick the left or right side to go up or down... Some elevators are broken and don't go to all the floors. Like this one, it only goes up.
muttergrumble.
FFGGDDKFFJFFFF! The floor. The /FLOOR/. The floor here makes SOUNDS when you walk on it. A little 'tink-tink' when you walk.
This, of course will lead to the guards going '?' and looking around for you.
Snake: *muttergrumble* stupid floor *mutter*
KEYCARD! MINE!
Snake: :D
Snake: :D
Nummy...
I promptly get spotted seconds later...
And killed...
From the 2nd floor, the other elevator will take you down the the basement levels,
I can't really do much at either of them yet.
Well have some fun with the trash compacter on this level later... <3
I got a little lost at this point and kind of forgot where I was going... so of course, TIME TO BUG PEOPLE ON THE RADIO!
Snake: TELL ME THE EXTENISIVE HISTORY OF THIS PLACE!
Snake: Uh..huh.
A deck? Like an oak deck where the they BBQs?
WEAPONS?! SWEET!
... DO YOU THINK SO, REALLY?!?!
Like how to make baskets?
Snake: Heh heh heh... new person to bug.
Snake: OKAY! :D
How Liquid ever passed himself off as you I'll never know.. I mean really, lookit you, you're clearly Japanese! and NOT BLOND!
Snake: ..um...
Snake: Great... now that's all I can think about you asshole! I hope you're happy I've just threw my whole game because of you!
Snake promptly mesmerizes himself by looking directly into some flashing lights. While the guards just stare at the crazy person who has infiltrated their base to stare at shiny things. Then they shrug and shoot him in the head. Great plan Miller, great plan.
BECAUSE I"M DEHYDRATED!
Snake starts balling in the middle of the complex all Sims2 style. The guards just stare at the crazy man who has infiltrated their base just to start balling because he ran out of bullets, or rations, or doesn't have the right keycard. They shrug and shoot him in the HEAD!
Snake: Uh..huh..
Snake: Maybe that's because I'm fucking dehydrated from all this sweating and crying I've been doing?!?!
Snake: BUT RATIONS ARE LIFE! Don't tell me to not use them!
Snake: But I'm FUCKING DEHYDRATED!
Snake: *starts foaming at the mouth* GRRGOGDDFDFDSSSFDD!
Snake: I'm so CONFUSED! *cries!*
Snake:Um.... are we talking about what I think we're talking about? Just what kind of 'Master' are you, anyway?
Snake: What about all that sweat and tears you keep telling me to leave behind?!
Snake: YA DON"T SAY!?!
Snake: *eye-twitches*
Snake: *sharpens his knife* Will to survive.....*eye-twitch* Will to survive... *twitch*
Later that day, Miller is sprung upon by a frothing at the mouth crazy man in a green bandanna. Miller is found brutally murdered with a message written in blood, "HE DIDN"T SWEAT ENOUGH!"
But in this case they also crush them into ground with the heel of their boot and grind sand into their eyes and put lemon juice in their wounds and kick them in balls while sluging them in the gut!
(Snake couldn't take it anymore and fell through a trap door.)
DAMN YOU, HIDEO, DAMN YOU!
Next Time: Snake's first boss battle!